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Originally posted by Vlad Rule of thumb: Constantly remind her she is beautiful through the pregnancy, and have sex once in a while so she doesnt think that she looks fat and ugly.

Very true!

CONSTANTLY remind her of how beautiful she is. It's very hard for a woman to go from what they are used to being, to looking like a whale in the matter of a few months. Imagine having a giant pen0r and then a couple months later, it's the size of a baby's finger. It's very hard to handle, and can make you very self-concious!


Hope it goes smoothly

Plus it takes alot of the stress off her and the baby cause its always in back of the womans mind. Stress on baby = not good.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

Enferno, dude i think this is the first time some one i "know"- or at least read his thoughts- has out of nowhere said they were going to have a baby.

Congrats man! Seriously!

ignore all the haters and people who dont understand your feelings- hell, i bet you wouldn't have understood them just yesterday!

but regardless, this is a good time for you. Lotta planning! And remember to hug the wife when she gets back.


Actually fuck the hug- its time for a celebration fuck session

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy no it seperates the tied down jail birds from the free "the skys the limit" young men who still have years and years and years to create something so grande in this world it will be remembered for centuries to come.. also gives me alot of time to post..anyways i dont see why theres a need for hostility i wasnt flaming u or dissing u but if u want it to come to that in your celebration thread u called out the right guy

<3

yeah no way it's a business partner, she's been on the trip for 2 days :P.

she said she was on her "spot" of the month, and nothing happened, so she got one of thsoe piss test things and said she was pregnant. she took 6 of them cuz she didn't believe it haha

man this is so insane, i'm going to be a father. i knew it would happen someday, but DAMN! child is a big responsibility. i start back at college on the 22nd, i guess i'm going to have to stop that once the baby comes.

i told my boss and he gave me a promotion

thanks for your support guys

Raise him to love rock n' roll first and foremost...thats is all I have to say.

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Originally posted by Rodrico Raise him to love rock n' roll first and foremost...thats is all I have to say.

word. i've been producing rock longer than i have trance.

but don't get me wrong, he will still get that trance in there.

good lord. does anyone know how to be a daddy? i need like a brain-download for that one

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Originally posted by Rodrico Raise him to love rock n' roll first and foremost...thats is all I have to say.

word. i've been producing rock longer than i have trance.

but don't get me wrong, he will still get that trance in there.

good lord. does anyone know how to be a daddy? cuz i need like a manual or something for that one haha

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Originally posted by enferno good lord. does anyone know how to be a daddy? i need like a brain-download for that one

be understanding

yet firm


love him- but teach him how to be a man


Oh- and make sure he doesnt stick his dick in a vaccuum, that hurts (

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Originally posted by enferno good lord. does anyone know how to be a daddy? cuz i need like a manual or something for that one haha

Well, the first decade shouldnt be too much of a problem, its mostly a clean up and understanding job. The pre-teen/teenage years that will be dreadful for you, especially if the baby is a girl because than you have to deal with boys. Dont be harsh, always try to explain everything to them... and yes, sometimes you have to be hard on them theres no way around it, I dont approve of beatings. You usually want to instill most of the manners at a young age because thats when they are learning the most, remember babies mimic their parents, so how ever you act and speak - the baby will pick up on it and eventually develop that way. Basically, focus on the younger years because those are the most crucial developmental years. Read, study, teach them as much as you can when they are younger, it will help them through school.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

welcome to the matrix

A dingo stole my baby...

Damn.

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