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Originally posted by Seventil I would analyze my thought process - I've always wondered what it would be like to be completely fucking insane.

Buahahhahahaha! yes!

How could I forget "Sleepless in Seattle"

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Originally posted by Seventil I would analyze my thought process - I've always wondered what it would be like to be completely fucking insane.

Friend: "I think you're a great girl!"
Girl: "Are you calling me fat?!"

Lover: "I want to see you naked"
Girl: "Do these clothes make me look fat?"

It has a logic

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Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, poems write YOU!

Women arent insane

they're just funny as hell

its Gods little joke

so laugh bitches, laugh!

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I would definitely be a man whore
I'd love to experience a male's orgasm and oral sex.

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Every nite with my star friends, we eat caviar & drink champagne.
Sniffing in the VIP area, we talk about Frank Sinatra.
You know Frank Sinatra? He's dead.
To be famous is so nice, $uck my D!ck, Ki$$ my A$$.
In limousines we have sex, every nite with my famous friends.

i'd go find a hot girl.

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Originally posted by xGirlx I would definitely be a man whore I'd love to experience a male's orgasm and oral sex.

it's so funny how women think manwhore-dom is so simple. it's not like "shit, i'm a manwhore now, so i'm having sex 24/7." rather, there are more manwhores out there than you'd think, and don't get any either way. hell, all you TA's out there are manwhores... need i say more?

me? if i was a female, i'd probably start an argument with a man to see WTF starts going through my head... something similar to writing down that thought process... and i'd probably write a book about it afterwards... if i could make any sense out of the experience, it would be the greatest compilation of knowledge ever.

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i like how you women atomatically assume you can just go out and find a hot chick! you forget, you're a man now...you have to work for that. you're not gonna get a bunch of women throwing themselves at you like you get as a woman hehehe

marry an old rich man

divorce him after 30 mins

BLING! BLING! $$$$$$$$$$$$$

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Originally posted by Octanesyco Greetings. My name is Casey. You can call me Moose. -Moose

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Originally posted by Floorfiller i like how you women atomatically assume you can just go out and find a hot chick! you forget, you're a man now...you have to work for that. you're not gonna get a bunch of women throwing themselves at you like you get as a woman hehehe

Exactly! You're a man for a day not a fecking year! Get a grip!

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Originally posted by Massive84 marry an old rich man divorce him after 30 mins BLING! BLING! $$$$$$$$$$$$$

hahahahah! if i was a guy and had a chance to be a girl for a day, i'd do the same thing!



wait a minute...

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee hahahahah! if i was a guy and had a chance to be a girl for a day, i'd do the same thing! wait a minute...

plans a brewin'?

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no...i'm jk


i'm not really a gold digger, it's just fun to act like one. i really do have a lot of pride when it comes to money. i actually would like to be the bread winner in my relationship if i ever get married. i like to pamper the ones i love and take care of them, financially and emotionally.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone