When life gets too depressing it's always good to get lost in some good trance. I'll be doing so during your mix on Monday James...

-Clovis

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by Clovis86 When life gets too depressing it's always good to get lost in some good trance. I'll be doing so during your mix on Monday James... -Clovis

excellent!

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Originally posted by jcosgrove shit...thats horrible, i can understand about the guest book thing... i have known i think 3 people die now, friends, in the last 2.5yrs....and it's not good. funerals are the worst thing in the world.

Last year around my birthday I dealt with 3 deaths. I went to a wake on my birthday and a funeral the next morning. Then I went to a funeral the same day as Patrick's wake and got up and went to his funeral the next day. Fuckin horrible week. I have been to 7 funerals in the past year and a half. Crazy. Death never gets easy to deal with. Funerals are so mentally and emotionally draining. I'm here if you ever want to talk.

whats brown and sticky?


a brown stick! lame.





how was break dancing invented?

[insert racial scapegoat here] trying to steal hubcaps off moving cars.

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Originally posted by Zenchowdah whats brown and sticky? a brown stick! lame.

this one is amazing, i love it.

i love shit jokes(seriously)!!

q: What do you call a gay jew?

a: A Heblew!

q: What do you do if you come home and find your woman on the lounge?

a: Shorten the chain.

q: Why couldn`t the leb cross the road?

a: He needed his cousins. (sydneysiders may get that one)

q: Why did the woman cross the road?

a: Thats not the bloody point what was she doing out of the kitchen.

plus 1000`s more

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