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Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie Alright I have to tell this story about my roomate. Its priceless. She was a devil child and I love her. When she was in grade school, during recess, her group of friends used to build up piles of mulch and stuff in front of the swings to jump into off the swing. Well, Kristin (my roomie) asked this friend of hers to build a pile and then she would build one for her, except that when this little girl said ok and starting shoving mulch around down on the ground in front of the swing, Kristin swung foward and kicked her in the head. Then when the little girl told on her (with an ice pack on her black eye) she denied it ever happened. Satan I tell you, Satan!!! Gahd I love my roomate.

that story sucks

woulda been better if she shoveled ants in the mulch pile or something

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Originally posted by SportTrance that story sucks woulda been better if she shoveled ants in the mulch pile or something

Im sorry, I thought that was pretty rotten coming from a 6 year old.

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Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie Im sorry, I thought that was pretty rotten coming from a 6 year old.

I thought it was pretty evil.

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Originally posted by SportTrance that story sucks woulda been better if she shoveled ants in the mulch pile or something

Yeah, I thought she was gonna put poop for her to land on, instead of the mulch...

BOOO!!!! someone gimme a tomato to throw.



mine was better.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

What? The telling a complete stranger that your mother gave you a bruise on your arm story?

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Originally posted by Arbiter When I found snakes I'd pick them up by the tail and whip them - which would invariably cause their head to go flying off. I'd catch frogs or toads and wrap them up tightly in seran wrap and leave them there to die...

Hahaha, that's classic!!

Aside from the usual ant-burning stuff, I remember I used to be really cruel to hover flies. You know, those really dopey things that try and look like wasps, but are so harmless it's funny?? Anywho, I used to catch them by their wings and then throw them, at point blank range, into the nearest brick wall as hard as I could. Oh, and sometimes, on a really cruel day, I'd catch one, and then I'd squeeze it from the back end, until I felt all it's insides squash up into it's chest. And they were still alive, the poor bastards.

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I once made a home made bomb and blew up my friends lawn. I also shot a guys window with a bb gun breaking it. pulled a knife on a kid in grade 7 and told him never to come back to the school again. oh and the greatest thing was my friends and I bought a box of fireworks, lit the box on fire and threw it back into the store..

more fun than it was cruel

oh ya i remember this one time this figure skater girl in my class said something to me and i took her figure skating club jacket and poured elmers glue all over it and stashed it near the radiator so it would dry..
the key to getting away with shit is deny deny deny deny



also 2 years ago i poured a full beer over some girls head but she really really deserved it

oh ya cant forget abt the time we tied up my friends ghiney pig to a remote control car and drove it into the ravine

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Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie Im sorry, I thought that was pretty rotten coming from a 6 year old.

eh, maybe its just cuz im a guy. at that age, kickin people in the head who walked passed the swing was pretty much standard procedure.