Marry one TA, who would it be?
- Miss Bliss (lol... ALISA!)

Fly, where would you go?
- Anywhere... Everywhere... Space, maybe?

Grow in size like Mario when you get a mushroom, what would you do with this power?
- Kill these pesky Goomba's in the city. hehe...

Change the length of your penis on command, what would you do with this skill?
- Go around cock-slapping people.

Pick up a car, what then?
- Try to pick up heavier objects. Isn't that the purpose of life?

Actually cry a river, would you drown in it? or drown someone else and who?
- I'd probably drown unsuspecting neighbors.

Change your gender at will, what would you now take as a professional career?
- A famous DJ. Get the girls AND the guys in the audience to cheer me on.

Control your hair-growth rate, what would you do?
- Donate lots and lots of hair to folks less fortunate than I.

Marry one TA, who would it be?
Chrissi or Emil

Fly, where would you go?
South Pole (seriously)

Grow in size like Mario when you get a mushroom, what would you do with this power?
I'd rescue kittens that climbed tall trees and are too afraid to climb down

Change the length of your penis on command, what would you do with this skill?
I can already do that, and I use this "skill" for girls :P

Pick up a car, what then?
Put it back down?

Actually cry a river, would you drown in it? or drown someone else and who?
I'd flood some deserts

Change your gender at will, what would you now take as a professional career?


Control your hair-growth rate, what would you do?
Nothing, really

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Marry one TA, who would it be?

None

Fly, where would you go?

Marquesas Islands

Grow in size like Mario when you get a mushroom, what would you do with this power?

Jump on turtles and look for a red flower so I could spit fire.

Change the length of your penis on command, what would you do with this skill?

Nothing

Pick up a car, what then?

Drive.

Actually cry a river, would you drown in it? or drown someone else and who?

I would drown.

Change your gender at will, what would you now take as a professional career?

No change.

Control your hair-growth rate, what would you do?

Keep it how I like it.

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Marry one TA, who would it be? the winner of the epic mud wrestling match between anuneventrade and slylee

Fly, where would you go? various places in Europe, or maybe space/another galaxy

Grow in size like Mario when you get a mushroom, what would you do with this power? use it to conquer the world

Change the length of your penis on command, what would you do with this skill? nothing. if it were any bigger it would hurt the girl way too much, and smaller would be inadequate

Pick up a car, what then? pick up a girl

Actually cry a river, would you drown in it? or drown someone else and who? drown my enemies

Change your gender at will, what would you now take as a professional career? same career, but it'd be easier to sleep my way to the top

Control your hair-growth rate, what would you do? keep it at its current length forever

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Disco and classical had sex while watching a sci-fi movie. Their child: trance.

Marry one TA, who would it be?

Probably Ttokkyo when she was 16 and after a personality implant


Fly, where would you go?

Either back to Puerto Rico (im going back anywayz to see the woman), or Europe. Ive never been there, i'd like to see what's up.

Grow in size like Mario when you get a mushroom, what would you do with this power?

Terrorize Japan. Maybe eat a few buildings and shit in a sacred lake.

Change the length of your penis on command, what would you do with this skill?

Instead of having to thrust in and out....I could just stare into my ladies eyes and let my penis grow larger and smaller as it is inside of her. This would confuse her, but intrigue her.

And for times of trouble- in life or death situations- I'd use it to save people who accidentally run in front of buses, extending my penis to lead them to safety. Id also play jump rope with it once. Only once.

Pick up a car, what then?

Kill a hoard of rabid midgets?

Actually cry a river, would you drown in it? or drown someone else and who?

ANyone who cries a whole river is a pussy

Change your gender at will, what would you now take as a professional career?

OK this question freaks me out *leaves*

Control your hair-growth rate, what would you do?

Can't I control it now? I mean, if i want it short i cut it.... if i want it long....i dont... lol

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if you could marry a TA? would be better if you asked who we would sleep with...


and if you could pick up a car? c'mon dude. i'm disappointed.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee if you could marry a TA? would be better if you asked who we would sleep with... and if you could pick up a car? c'mon dude. i'm disappointed.

perhaps "i want to bang ______" is a little to controverstial, but hopefully the marriage question does include sexual relations

I am Jack's complete lack of suprise.

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Originally posted by Floorfiller perhaps "i want to bang ______" is a little to controverstial, but hopefully the marriage question does include sexual relations

yeah, exactly. sex was a simple implication to marrage.

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Originally posted by enferno Marry one TA, who would it be?

I don't know anyone on here anywhere near close enough to being even in the same vicinity of considering marrying them. I think the question should be rephrased: If you HAD to marry someone on here, who would it be? So let's pretend that's the question. In that case I would probably have to say Slylee - even though I've only seen one picture of her and she has blonde hair like I do which normally wouldn't work out, I have to give her extra bonus points for being nice to me and also bringing up the idea of the full body breast/ass massage thing which is now raising in infamy. I just have this feeling that a girl like Jamie would be the kind of girl you could either go out and party with and have a blast with or stay in all weekend while it's raining and watch some movies and lay in bed all day and be completely happy and satisfied with that. I would like to reiterate the point that most likely even with a cool girl like Jamie that it would probably end up bad since I seem to attract shallow and selfish women who are bent on ruining my life and ensuring that they lead me along just long enough to rip my heart out in the very end. She probably isn't like that which is the exact reason it won't happen because I'm sure when I get back home I'll just magically attract some extremely hot intelligent shallow bitch that will fake being in love with me just because she thinks I'm good in bed only to tell me four months later that she's actuall married and her husband will be home soon. Yep!

That was my attempt to sound bitter and cynical. Woo!

Fuck all the other questions, that's the good one.

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Originally posted by Seventil I don't know anyone on here anywhere near close enough to being even in the same vicinity of considering marrying them. I think the question should be rephrased: If you HAD to marry someone on here, who would it be? So let's pretend that's the question. In that case I would probably have to say Slylee - even though I've only seen one picture of her and she has blonde hair like I do which normally wouldn't work out, I have to give her extra bonus points for being nice to me and also bringing up the idea of the full body breat/ass massage thing which is now raising in infamy. I just have this feeling that a girl like Jamie would be the kind of girl you could either go out and party with and have a blast with or stay in all weekend while it's raining and watch some movies and lay in bed all day and be completely happy and satisfied with that. I would like to reiterate the point that most likely even with a cool girl like Jamie that it would probably end up bad since I seem to attract shallow and selfish women who are bent on ruining my life and ensuring that they lead me along just long enough to rip my heart out in the very end. She probably isn't like that which is the exact reason it won't happen because I'm sure when I get back home I'll just magically attract some extremely hot intelligent shallow bitch that will fake being in love with me just because she thinks I'm good in bed only to tell me four months later that she's actuall married and her husband will be home soon. Yep! That was my attempt to sound bitter and cynical. Woo! Fuck all the other questions, that's the good one.

That is a massive block of text in a thread filled with one word answers...

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.