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Originally posted by Mr. Pink YES! i did it!! my erection is gone LMAO

what did you "do" to get rid of the erection?

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Disco and classical had sex while watching a sci-fi movie. Their child: trance.

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Originally posted by ShadoWolf what did you "do" to get rid of the erection?

I came on TA

apparently you guys are all cock killers

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink I came on TA

no tissue?

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Originally posted by ShadoWolf no tissue?

lmao!!!!



juke is everywhere

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink lmao!!!! juke is everywhere

just don't get it on the Wedge I'm going to order

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Disco and classical had sex while watching a sci-fi movie. Their child: trance.

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Originally posted by ShadoWolf just don't get it on the Wedge I'm going to order

Well if you're going to get the wedge you might as well order the wedge/ramp combo lol

the Wedge is a prop used for oral as a prop under the pelvis for anal or doggy style.

the Ramp is used for rear entry. You can achieve a higher angle for deeper penetration. It virtually eliminates lower back issues!!


-With hips tilted up, you are more likely to hit the G-Spot.
-Makes you feel bigger and her tighter.
-Easier on neck and during oral sex.
-Better eye contact
-Easier on knees

"Sex lasts longer when you're comfortable and supported!"

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you know what pisses me off about my work...ok...

1. they are starting to block out my email with a firewall. i used to have no problems getting on to it, but now sometimes i can get on and sometimes its blocked

2. they raise all the prices on the vending machine because i was only buying the 55c starbursts..then they upped it to 60c so i started buying the reeses peanut butter cups at 55c, then they just upped everything to 65c

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink Well if you're going to get the wedge you might as well order the wedge/ramp combo lol the Wedge is a prop used for oral as a prop under the pelvis for anal or doggy style. the Ramp is used for rear entry. You can achieve a higher angle for deeper penetration. It virtually eliminates lower back issues!! -With hips tilted up, you are more likely to hit the G-Spot. -Makes you feel bigger and her tighter. -Easier on neck and during oral sex. -Better eye contact -Easier on knees "Sex lasts longer when you're comfortable and supported!"

you just sold me!!

I claim sales rights on all TA members

screw LeeAnn lol

i want my 3% comission!

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Originally posted by Floorfiller yeah i wouldn't suggest it to everybody hehehe...but i'm in charge around here...my boss sees me fucking off all the damn time, but i know he's not gonna fire me...he needs me waaaaaay too much ehehhe

same with mine. I swear I work at the friggin circus. it's just a small “mom and pop” type of law firm. only 2 lawyers, both are awesome...2 secretaries, me, and then josh, the “file clerk”...he’s in the storage office taking a nap now even though he has about a month's worth of filing to do. lol the other secretary will come back by his area (near mine) and be like, "where's josh? is he taking a nap"? ...so casually, like it's normal.

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee same with mine. I swear I work at the friggin circus. it's just a small “mom and pop” type of law firm. only 2 lawyers, both are awesome...2 secretaries, me, and then josh, the “file clerk”...he’s in the storage office taking a nap now even though he has about a month's worth of filing to do. lol the other secretary will come back by his area (near mine) and be like, "where's josh? is he taking a nap"? ...so casually, like it's normal.

aahhhhh ain't it the good life? i mean i'm really fucking bored, but at least i'm not exhausted and over worked right?

i entertain myself. so far today just about the most productive thing i've done is answer a couple of stupid phone calls and do some push ups hehehe