if a dog bites u, u bite it back..end of story

I read that to avoid being bitten by a large dog you need to lay on the ground in a 'turtle' position - head to the ground with your legs under your body and your arms connected protecting the ears. That makes it difficult to find a stick out place for a dog to bite.

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dont u kick em in the nose or something?

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Originally posted by vmc I read that to avoid being bitten by a large dog you need to lay on the ground in a 'turtle' position - head to the ground with your legs under your body and your arms connected protecting the ears. That makes it difficult to find a stick out place for a dog to bite.

But making it easier to find a stick IN place for a dog to...

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Originally posted by Jiffy Someone actually told me once, that if you are ever caught in a situation where you're being attacked by a large dog... if you have no way of defending yourself, to cram your hand down it's throat and grab its larynx (sp) and pull out. Yeah, you'll be bitten, but it'll kill the dog. I don't wanna ever have to do that, though. yucky.

You played too much Mortal Kombat as a kid.

FINISH HIM!

while jogging yesterday, a dog almost jumped over the fence....it's head and front paws were over the fence and i know that motherfkr could have leaped over teh fence if it wanted to. just fking around i growled at it and showed my teeth and it went nuts.

if a dog does run at you, do not run, don't back down.....stand your ground and try to look big(unless you can climb something. if it does attack you, if it was a dog i could lift, i'd grab it around the neck, flip it over and jump up and down till the neck would snap. if i couldn't do that, i'd try to punch that mf in the nose and eyes as hard as i could...if it was too difficult to land punches, i'd try to kick it in the throat and the head.

dogs are very agile, so it seems like it would be hard to get into a position to kick it's legs in...

in any case, i'd keep my junk as far away from it's teeth as possible!

Ok. I had the unfortunate experience of having a hardcase nutter for a brother in law for a short time. One of his 'acquaintances' knocked on his door (they had a slight disagreement I believe) with two pit bulls, and threatened him with them. He said words to the effect of 'bring it on', whereby the guy released one pit bull. With no messing, my inlaw had the pitbull on its back and had hold of its two front arms. Basically he threatened to kill the dog by ripping its front arms apart and repeating it with the other dog. The dog was quickly called to heal. Disagreement over.

I dont know if this would kill a dog, but he seemed to know what he was doing, and he is certainly no stranger to trouble.

If I were attacked by a dog, I would definitely consider the dog to be in the wrong, thereby forfeiting its rights to survival, and would not be shy about trying the same thing.

Fuck all dogs that shit on the pavement and parks (and their owners).

man im laffin histarically at all ur responses. anutha good way is to "punt-kick" the dog... rite under the chin/mouth/snout. hell, maybe itll do a backwards flip

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Originally posted by pornodoll Ok. I had the unfortunate experience of having a hardcase nutter for a brother in law for a short time. One of his 'acquaintances' knocked on his door (they had a slight disagreement I believe) with two pit bulls, and threatened him with them. He said words to the effect of 'bring it on', whereby the guy released one pit bull. With no messing, my inlaw had the pitbull on its back and had hold of its two front arms. Basically he threatened to kill the dog by ripping its front arms apart and repeating it with the other dog. The dog was quickly called to heal. Disagreement over. I dont know if this would kill a dog, but he seemed to know what he was doing, and he is certainly no stranger to trouble. If I were attacked by a dog, I would definitely consider the dog to be in the wrong, thereby forfeiting its rights to survival, and would not be shy about trying the same thing. Fuck all dogs that shit on the pavement and parks (and their owners).

this will kill a dog, but it's kinda hard to pull off especially on a charging pit bull. if it bites your forearm, lift it up and start power bombing the dog.

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if a dog comes after your ass, dont run or turn your back on it. face it and look straight into it and it could stop them from advancing on you. then slowy back away to safety like homer backing away from apu and his wife making love facing the dog of course.

You've gained, dog skin!
(hold it above your head)

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Originally posted by DJ Cinos Do you think you'd be able to win the fight (and survive, this dog is hell-bent on making tasty ribbons of you) with your bare hands, if the owner doesn't try to help? Or, say that you have a pen in your pocket - would that make any difference? Edit: The dog can be of any size.

Depending on how intelligent the dog looks I would put my hand in my pocket and pretend that the pen is a gun and try to scare him off..

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