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Originally posted by Floorfiller would you touch it for 20 bucks?

great one floorfiller, i think you and the clorophorm do are tied

here's a not so great one!! let's do math: add the girl subtract the clothes, divide the legs and MULTIPLY

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FCUK......good brand

wanna know how to get a gay guy confused????? .... SEVEN ...
1,5,6,9,7,4,6,4,13,16,98,49,64,98,62,312............
are you confused yet????

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Originally posted by SirSycott great one floorfiller, i think you and the clorophorm do are tied

Theres a prize?

A guy to a girl standing up in a bar.

"A hot girl like you shouldn't be standing. Here let me clean you off a place to sit"

*Guy wipes his face*

Girl to a guy

"DAYAM boy you are fine.... wanna come back to my place?"

Girls don't need to try as hard LOL!

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

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My Space

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Originally posted by callme I've always meant to ask this....who the fuck are you? I mean i have never heard of you or the 5 friends you have on your myspace. Official info : chokeonit

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Originally posted by Theresa A guy to a girl standing up in a bar. "A hot girl like you shouldn't be standing. Here let me clean you off a place to sit" *Guy wipes his face* Girl to a guy "DAYAM boy you are fine.... wanna come back to my place?" Girls don't need to try as hard LOL!

haha so true, girls don't even need pickup lines!!

i made this one up all by my self!

Baby, if sex was dangerous, i could see you killin me in bed

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FCUK......good brand

wanna know how to get a gay guy confused????? .... SEVEN ...
1,5,6,9,7,4,6,4,13,16,98,49,64,98,62,312............
are you confused yet????

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Originally posted by Theresa A guy to a girl standing up in a bar. "A hot girl like you shouldn't be standing. Here let me clean you off a place to sit" *Guy wipes his face* Girl to a guy "DAYAM boy you are fine.... wanna come back to my place?" Girls don't need to try as hard LOL!

hahahaha you can sit on my face!!!!! muhahahaha I like it!

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ hahahaha you can sit on my face!!!!! muhahahaha I like it!

YAY you got it You get a sticker

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Originally posted by Theresa YAY you got it You get a sticker

::giggles from the inside::

that's so origional, great joke

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FCUK......good brand

wanna know how to get a gay guy confused????? .... SEVEN ...
1,5,6,9,7,4,6,4,13,16,98,49,64,98,62,312............
are you confused yet????

It'd be better if he whiped his p3nor off

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My Soundcloud

i love this one (heard it from a female ta, dont remember who):

whats hot, winks and fucks like a tiger?
*wink*

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People who own my ass: Citric Acid, Boomer187, Tribu, Sand Leaper,
Jackson, venomX, jamie, Renegade, Konjin, Akridrot, Miss Bliss.
Psy-T - Down The Rabbit Hole (400minute long acid set)

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Originally posted by DjWhooCares It'd be better if he whiped his p3nor off

n1

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Originally posted by Theresa A guy to a girl standing up in a bar. "A hot girl like you shouldn't be standing. Here let me clean you off a place to sit" *Guy wipes his face* Girl to a guy "DAYAM boy you are fine.... wanna come back to my place?" Girls don't need to try as hard LOL!

the real question is...if i used that line on you...would it work?