Yes, leaving the country does indeed work...

...or at least it worked for my Exes.

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

Real McCoy - Run Away.mp3

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GIGANTIC CUNT

i just told'er

I stoped returning calls hahahha
oops..!

I tend not to break up with girls anymore, I figure it this way, if you just stop returning phone calls and just go on with your life, its like suspending your relationship til things get exciting again. No excuses, no hurt feelings, just a nice ole seeya in a bit. How can you feel hurt, if you never break up? Thats how I like it.

just be decisive about it.

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Everyone needs a marshmallow depositor

Tell her Jesus told you that you weren't supposed to be with her, and that he has greater plans in store for her. Be honest, and just tell her straight up that you've never been one to meddle in divine fate and must bow out.

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Wave is to particle as zero is to one as bagpipes are to modem noises.

I knew she cheated so I found another date for grad ahead of time and told her to go lie to someone else while she was getting ready for the big night. She said ok. Havn't heard from her since.

"No I won't pay"

"Bitch, go make me some cake!"

Seriously though, just "Look, you're a nice girl and all, but ahh, nah look, maybe we should go our own ways. I just don't see us going any further...."

I get broken up with more than I do the breakin up ("You're a nice guy and all, but lets just be friends", as a result I got so many friends I'd stick it to)........

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**Man I'm Pretty**

donkey punch

I used to try and find the most creative ways to break up with girls (horrible things). That was fun back in early college, but the older I get the more I am serious now. I would just tell them straight up the problem and that would be that....

I have never been dumped. I have always been the dumper. Until just about a week ago. My fiance dumped me - so, what goes around comes around.

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Helping girls make bad decisions since 1979

i got dumped, LoCa style
it works, but,
ouch

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quote:

Originally posted by DJFreaq wtf Ygrene is energy backwards

Sergio Jimenez - Hiatus pt.1, June 07 Compilation
http://myspace.com/sergiojimenez