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Originally posted by Floorfiller omg i'll never look at you the same

Yea, that even grossed me out a little...

BAHAHAHA!

You guys lurve me! Even if I do poo...

these threads are getting dirtier and dirtier...


btw, i <3 queefs (pussy farts)

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Originally posted by Theresa Now excuse me, I need to take a raunchy poo, because this fart is feeling more solid than it should

Thank you for that. I can't stop laughing *LMAO*

Kay... We're human and YES WE DO FART




I think there's a line, but I'm pretty laid back about it. If ya gotta do it, do it.

why is it that everytime i go in the bathroom after my mom...i am like blown away by this unbearable order ..i think women become more smelly with age

One time a gf was visiting me from out of town, anyhow i go to use the washroom and there's this STANK ASS odor. So I come out of the washroom and tell her it's like vietnam in there, cause someone's droppin BOMBs... she gave me the evil eye of death for like an hour after that one!

Btw, what's with everybody lovin the queef?

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This reminds me of a funny story.

There was a girl I knew in college and I think she had a crush on me. We went up skiing together with a couple of her friends. One of them had a place by Copper Mtn. We stopped in to get dressed and such. I was walking downstairs to the downstairs bathroom and she was walking up. She asked what I was doing and I told her I was going to the bathroom. She told me there was another bathroom, but I didn't catch on and headed right on down. It reeked so fucking bad in that bathroom. Easily as bad as a man poo. I think she was pretty embarrassed, but it's natural. People that think women don't fart and shit are out of their minds. I choose not to fart around women, but that's a respect thing.

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Originally posted by Theresa Awww! Common Slylee! You were supposed to back me up on this, and look what you do. SPREADING THE LIES! ALL LIES! Listen boys, we fart, we poo, we smell from time to time, we even sweat and puke! Girls are not always sugar and spice and everything nice No matter how much you have dillusioned yourself, it's all just a bunch of lies! Now excuse me, I need to take a raunchy poo, because this fart is feeling more solid than it should

I was jk. Look, of course we fart and take craps, etc.. I just don’t feel the need to force it on my boyfriend so he’ll accept me. If it happens, fine, I’m sure he’d think it’s cute even, but I’m just not very comfortable farting or taking craps in front of people. My bf said his ex used to go in and take a dump when he’d be in there shaving and she’d wanna talk while doing it. It grossed him out. That’s friggin weird, I’m sorry. I like to take craps in peace and as quickly as possible. I don’t act like this perfect little rose pedal who doesn’t fart or anything in front of him. He’ll come out of the bathroom w/ a big grin on his face and I’ll be like, “I shouldn’t go in there for a while, huh”? He’s like, “YUP! HAHAH” I do the same thing occasionally, so we’re cool like that...

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by AwakenedAddict Btw, what's with everybody lovin the queef?

guys cant do it??

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I don't like the idea of taking a dump while being watched or vice versa. But if it's in stalls at a public restroom, I don't mind the idea of talking to someone, as long as they aren't groaning or anything like that.

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Originally posted by Slylee well i know that my boyfriend and i are closer than most couples...i don't need to fart in bed to reassure myself of that. lol

Yea, seriously, that is level-headed.

I mean, farting in bed? wtf

"Hey baby, I know that you know that I love you, so now I'm gonna fart in bed and it doesn't matter, because we love each other and we're close."

Yea, ok...