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Originally posted by TwoPlow You should have gabbered him.

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I don’t know who is funnier the crack head or the 'moran' contemplating buying a stolen xbox from him.

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Originally posted by igottaknow I don’t know who is funnier the crack head or the 'moran' who was contemplating buying a stolen xbox from him.

I don't know what is funnier, your post or the 'moran' who posted it twice.

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} so i was walking downtown, headed for an interview, and this fella yelled after me as i was crossing the street. "Hey, do you know anyone that's looking for cheap ps2s or xboxs?" he says. "Most likely," I reply, "How much?" He's super jittery and makes very little eye contact, and as I observe him further I notice the caked lips and dirty clothes. "Fifty bucks," he says, "they're still sealed in the packages. I can show them to you, if you want." I look in the direction he gestures vaguely to, and it strikes me odd that someone would ever leave a bunch of stolen merch in an alley. I tell him that I don't need to see it, and that I'm just on my way to the bank, if he wants to hang around for 10 minutes I'll be back to grab one from him. He asks if I have any weed, cause he'll take weed as equity as well. MMmmm.. no. No thanks, Tyrone, find someone else to rob for a 50 piece.. so yeha.. crackheads. Watch out for em.

My response to crackheads like that asking me anything, like even a smoke is "how about I just kick your f*cking ass instead you piece of shit." They normally get the message and leave. Any comments are met with me heading towards them really ready to kick their ass. I don't play with street bums and have stomped a few in the day. Aafter all, if you were part of the Confederate Echo like me during the May Day and Martin Luther King riots in D.C. dealing with street trash, everything else kinda pales. War does it as well.


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Originally posted by UWM I don't know what is funnier, your post or the 'moran' who posted it twice.

i think u've had too much to drink (double vision)

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Originally posted by smokeape I don't play with street bums and have stomped a few in the day.

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Originally posted by töbias The first poster seems like an extremely dangerous risk taker to me, its no suprise such severe trouble comes looking for him. This reminds me of one day I was buying lunch and these guys yelled out to me who were driving a van, and I was wearing a suit, so fuck knows why they yelled out to me. So I went over and these 2 guys opened the back of this van and said they worked for a stereo company and they had made a mistake and got 2 extra speakers. They were these fucking awesome powered speakers with inbuilt subs, would have fucking kicked it hooked up to my decks, and they needed to sell them right then and there. So dodgy. But I had no money on me so they drove me to a teller machine and my pay hadn't gone through so I couldn't buy them. They were worth like $1,800 each and I was going to pay $400 for the pair.

Wow, you actually got into the van with them? You're lucky they didn't rape you or something.

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Originally posted by whiskers pulp is gross, it feels like i'm swallowing someone's load

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Originally posted by Emil Wow, you actually got into the van with them? You're lucky they didn't rape you or something.

I'm in the CBD, no-one is raping me I can say with utmost certainty.

Like if you are going to kidnap someone you don't lure a guy in a suit into a van in the city, you'd pick a better target. It was totally safe, although these guys were really dodgy.

We took a drive to a money machine but I was dry at the time, really sucked. Aside from the moral lectures of purchasing stolen goods, and these were just misplaced, it was an awesome deal.

But in the end I just ended up frustrated and kicking my accounts lady for not processing my pay a little earlier in the day.

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} so i was walking downtown, headed for an interview, and this fella yelled after me as i was crossing the street. "Hey, do you know anyone that's looking for cheap ps2s or xboxs?" he says. "Most likely," I reply, "How much?" He's super jittery and makes very little eye contact, and as I observe him further I notice the caked lips and dirty clothes. "Fifty bucks," he says, "they're still sealed in the packages. I can show them to you, if you want." I look in the direction he gestures vaguely to, and it strikes me odd that someone would ever leave a bunch of stolen merch in an alley. I tell him that I don't need to see it, and that I'm just on my way to the bank, if he wants to hang around for 10 minutes I'll be back to grab one from him. He asks if I have any weed, cause he'll take weed as equity as well. MMmmm.. no. No thanks, Tyrone, find someone else to rob for a 50 piece.. so yeha.. crackheads. Watch out for em.

Maybe he didnt want to rob you, but have his way with you?

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} I won't be the one to point out that you spelled 'moron' incorrectly. wait.. yes i will. If you had any idea about what was going on, you might realise that I wasn't coming back to buy one.

your post just owned placebo's evening.

or as you guys say pwned

???

>JM<

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Originally posted by töbias I'm in the CBD, no-one is raping me I can say with utmost certainty.

I don't know what CBD means, but I think two in-decently-good-shape people could kick your ass no matter what.

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Originally posted by DJ Cinos I don't know what CBD means, but I think two in-decently-good-shape people could kick your ass no matter what.

CBD usually means central business district as far as I know. But fighting multiple opponents isn't as hard as you think as long as you can incapacitate them quickly, which should be easy to do if they have no training.