One thing, those were the jokes that my best friend had in his collection, yes, they are silly as hell, but additionally, YES, they are also funny.

My favourite sense of humour is closer to perverted jokes like the Bloodninja cybersex ...

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Originally posted by mezzir sigh this basically seems like a list of mitch hedburg jokes that aren't quite complete for those who don't know mitch hedberg, he's a guy who does all one-liners, and is definately one of the funniest comic's i've ever seen like the argument in a tent one in that list? thats a mitch hedberg joke, it was hit original matieral here's some mitch hedberg to save this thread: I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed. I saw a human pyramid once. It was totally unnecessary. This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... It's dirty. It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky. Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right. I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible... A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. ...and then at the end of the letter I like to write "P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated. The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. k i'm done

Actually, my friend said that his jokes (the ones I posted on the first page) are by Steven Wright, most of them are (some came from other sources. But he never heard of mitch hedberg, but I guess somebody ripped somebody off ...

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Those jokes were as funny as a dog eating its own shit.

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Originally posted by Ajay Those jokes were as funny as a dog eating its own shit.

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Originally posted by mezzir sigh this basically seems like a list of mitch hedburg jokes that aren't quite complete for those who don't know mitch hedberg, he's a guy who does all one-liners, and is definately one of the funniest comic's i've ever seen like the argument in a tent one in that list? thats a mitch hedberg joke, it was hit original matieral here's some mitch hedberg to save this thread: I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed. I saw a human pyramid once. It was totally unnecessary. This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... It's dirty. It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky. Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right. I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible... A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. ...and then at the end of the letter I like to write "P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated. The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. k i'm done

only mitch hedberg can make this jokes funny, the guy is such a stoner (he was so lame on his second appearance @ conan though)

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Originally posted by Psy-T only mitch hedberg can make this jokes funny, the guy is such a stoner (he was so lame on his second appearance @ conan though)

The joeks in that "Mitch Hedberg" list are very lame, I didnt find a single one funny at all ...

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This thread is funny as... Personally i found most of the jokes amusing enough... found the fact that everyone was getting so pissed at each other more amusing...

More heated than any CD vs vinyl thread aswell and thats saying a bit

hmmmm sounds very much like Steven Wright ... i think .. hmmmm

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Originally posted by Transporter hmmmm sounds very much like Steven Wright ... i think .. hmmmm

Thats because ... IT IS! hmmmm

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