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Originally posted by speedracer_mec Me and My new girlfriend had some issues this week...and we talking tomorrow face to face, one day before our 2month anniversary. I wrote a sweet 2 page Romantic letter in which i even quote Shakespeare. Should I read it to her?

The '2 month anniversary' is a great idea to get more kinky sex!! Genius work!

You should Only send the letter if you scent the letter with your love juices & post it with a picture of your penor. Make sure you stick a rose down your pee hole though before taking the picture; you wanna quality shot!!

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ The '2 month anniversary' is a great idea to get more kinky sex!! Genius work! You should Only send the letter if you scent the letter with your love juices & post it with a picture of your penor. Make sure you stick a rose down your pee hole though before taking the picture; you wanna quality shot!!

BEWARE!
THORNS SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM ANY ROSES ABOUT TO ENTER YOUR URETHRA!
FAILURE TO REMOVE THORNS CAN/WILL RESULT IN MULTIPLE UNWANTED HOLES IN YOUR PEN0R, AND MAY MAKE URINATION VERY DIFFICULT.

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Originally posted by mezzir BEWARE! THORNS SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM ANY ROSES ABOUT TO ENTER YOUR URETHRA! FAILURE TO REMOVE THORNS CAN/WILL RESULT IN MULTIPLE UNWANTED HOLES IN YOUR PEN0R, AND MAY MAKE URINATION VERY DIFFICULT.

HAHAHA did you see that news report too??!! The guy had to go to hospital & have his penor cut open to get the flower removed!!!

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Most people are far from insane, but sometimes when faced with personal problems or periods of high stress some of the characteristics of clinically depressed, schizophrenic or obsessive compulsive persons can be shown by even those that are normally quite sane.

Writing down your thoughts when faced by periods of stress and showing it to people is one of the above things you should never do, unless you want to appear like you are getting quite strained around the edges.

Sometimes a indication of your independence can be quite attractive.

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Originally posted by töbias Most people are far from insane, but sometimes when faced with personal problems or periods of high stress some of the characteristics of clinically depressed, schizophrenic or obsessive compulsive persons can be shown by even those that are normally quite sane. Writing down your thoughts when faced by periods of stress and showing it to people is one of the above things you should never do, unless you want to appear like you are getting quite strained around the edges. Sometimes a indication of your independence can be quite attractive.

summary for people who don't like reading long posts:


don't send the letter

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Originally posted by mezzir summary for people who don't like reading long posts: don't send the letter

Since when is three sentences "long?"

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Originally posted by Arbiter Since when is three sentences "long?"

but...but he didn't use any slang, and he used proper grammar and capitalization and shit...its intimidating

im nervous folks


Ill post the letter right before I head out to meet with my baby tomorrow.

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Originally posted by speedracer_mec im nervous folks Ill post the letter right before I head out to meet with my baby tomorrow.

good luck mein!

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Originally posted by speedracer_mec VLAD hooked me up with these nice quotes. Im using them tomorrow. 'A Knights Tale' Hope guides me It is what gets me through the day, and especially the night The hope that after your gone from my sight it will not be the last time i look upon you 'Much Ado About Nothing', the character Claudio is asking forgiveness from Leonato for the death of his daughter----Shakespeare "I know not how to pray your patience, Yet I must speak. Choose your revenge yourself. Impose me to what penance your invention Can lay upon my sin." so hes pretty much saying... Im sorry for being on your nerves, but I must get this off my chest. Choose what revenge you wish to take on me. Make it whatever you want, however harsh and deserving it may be. along with the letter

Good luck dude. I couldn't read the gay ass quotes above to someone and keep a straight face. If you fucked up, just tell her in plain english that you fucked up and you are sorry and you won't do it again. Bring flowers and take her to a nice dinner. Maybe hook her up with a present. The last thing you want to do is set the precedence that every time you screw up you are gonna break out some ghey quotes from movies about how sorry you are.

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Originally posted by Arbiter Since when is three sentences "long?"

since the average attention span of North Americans was shortened to that of an gnat.

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