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Originally posted by blazed it i use this one: Yeah, I get a kick out of reading away messages too.

the last time i saw a thread like this someone said the same thing just without "i use this one:"
and then people started replying to him about it

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Originally posted by itsTrueSonic my personal fav is .. "hello. i am sorry i am not online right now. please leave your name and ip address, and i will get back to you when i have all your information inside your hard drive." or "hello. i am sorry i am not online right now. i am currently trying to stalk another online member right now. leave your name and address, and i will get back with you."

lol u nerd..

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I am away from my computer right now.

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Originally posted by placebo I am away from my computer right now.

you can play along with your avatar, like ..

"i apologize i am away. i am currently with o.j. simpson inking a deal to open a nudie bar. i am inside his ford bronco right now"

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Originally posted by itsTrueSonic you can play along with your avatar, like .. "i apologize i am away. i am currently with o.j. simpson inking a deal to open a nudie bar. i am inside his ford bronco right now"

hahah wtf hahaha

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"We did not choose to become robots. There was an accident in our studio. We were working on our sampler, and at exactly 9:09 a.m. on September 9, 1999, it exploded. When we regained consciousness, we discovered that we had become robots."

usually i just quote a clever rhyme from a rap song.


"casue if you act like a bitch, then you get slapped like a bitch"

"bitch, im out ya pussy when i nut, fo real"

this is the only away msg im getting right now from my friend (the others put themselves as away but don't leave a message... bah):

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You know what pisses me off? People who point at the wrist when asking the time, i know where my watch is buddy where they f**k is yours? I mean do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is??

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love snail spam: I am not available because I am cleaning a room that takes up the whole screen.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb??

One to screw it in and a wee one to suck my fucking cock!

'My dog's name is cigarette.'
'Oh? That's a strange name...'
'He has no legs.'
'Uh...'
'Yeah, every night I take him out for a drag.'
'...'

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Hmm, the only person thats away is this hot chick, and she left her cell phone number with area code...