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Originally posted by Zenchowdah i wish i had a tv the size of ireland.

granted but theres no outlet big enough to plug it into to.


I wish I could swim

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Originally posted by Mebot granted but theres no outlet big enough to plug it into to. I wish I could swim

You can, but you die of hypochondria.

I wish someone would reply to my posts in this thread

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Originally posted by tribu You can, but you die of hypochondria. I wish someone would reply to my posts in this thread

granted, but i will only do it to correct your disease. he dies because he always thinks he's sick?

i wish i knew every language on earth.

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Originally posted by Zenchowdah granted, but i will only do it to correct your disease. he dies because he always thinks he's sick? i wish i knew every language on earth.

Granted, but you have no vocal chords.

I wish I could graduate right now with an MBA and a Law Degree.

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Originally posted by DJ FC I wish I could graduate right now with an MBA and a Law Degree.

Granted but they ain't your degrees, they're someone else's


I wish Carrot Top was the only comedian in the world.

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Originally posted by Mebot Granted but they ain't your degrees, they're someone else's I wish Carrot Top was the only comedian in the world.

granted, but you commit suicide from the shame of your decision.


i wish seinfeld never would have ended.

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Originally posted by Zenchowdah granted, but you commit suicide from the shame of your decision. i wish seinfeld never would have ended.

Granted, but you never watched it, and nobody else recorded it. Also, it only airs on Al-Jazera.

I wish I had an insanely fast car.

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Originally posted by DJ FC I wish I had an insanely fast car.

Wish granted but its a Zip-Zap so you can't drive it nor fit in it.



I wish I could go to sleep now

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Originally posted by Mebot I wish I could go to sleep now

Granted, but your snoring will wake you up soon.

I wish I was dead.

extra note: Damn mebot! you made me delete a post!

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Originally posted by ierxium I wish I was dead. extra note: Damn mebot! you made me delete a post!

granted, but you're a zombie now.


I wish I knew why i made ierxium delete his post.

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Originally posted by Mebot I wish I knew why i made ierxium delete his post.

Granted, I quoted DJ FC, but now by showing curiosity TAs will think you have a crush on me.

I wish I had a coke right now.

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