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| quote: | Originally posted by glittergirl
lol
get him a striptease! |
we once did that to my boy who turned 21. We all went to a strip joint and we all pitched in to get him a lap dance from this bangin stripper. So this guy announces on the loud speaker for my friend to come back for his "birthday surprise" and he got all red in the face.
He stood up and was like "FUCK NO, IM NOT DOIN IT!" cuz hes the biggest prude ever and a virgin. We all begged him but he was persistant. So the bouncer comes up to him and says "dude, all of your buddies bought u a sweet present. If i were you, id get the fuck up there in the private booth." By now the bouncer was gettin ticked off cuz the stripper was wasting time doin nothing so with the quickness, i got up and said "Ill GO" and went back.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA, i loved those college days.
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