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Originally posted by Mebot that's true...when i get impaled by shards of glass i usually like to take it easy myself.. I have a lay-Z-boy so i just put my feet up and recline, pop in a movie... you know.. take it easy and relax.

and DIE

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Originally posted by UWM This guy's gotta make the top 10 Darwin awards, along with the woman who put her gun in the oven and it ended up goign off and shooting her.

that is the funniest webpage, haha, darwinawards.com, somoene should submit it

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Originally posted by DaveSZ Trailer homes in Aspen go for about one mil.

You know what they say in real estate.... location location location!

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http://www.pornstarlife.com/daily/n.../cynthia/03.mpg

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Nathan Fake - Outhouse (Valentino Kanzyani Remix) || ID PLZ! PVD ID!!!
Disco and classical had sex while watching a sci-fi movie. Their child: trance.

uh, you might find it difficult to think and act logically if your heart has been punctured by a shard of glass..
maybe there was a phone in his bedroom that he was going for before he collapsed
...who knows
might put me off buying a lava lamp though

shadowolf, are you supposed to post shit like that?
PS, is there anything women won't fuck?

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Originally posted by generic PS, is there anything women won't fuck?

yeah, you

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Originally posted by generic yeah, you

you just pwned yourself

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Disco and classical had sex while watching a sci-fi movie. Their child: trance.

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Originally posted by Mebot so does this:

When i drive through kent, I lock my doors and close my windows. It's scary there.

(Hopes no one finds out i live next to kent)

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Like hearing my grandmother, talk to her dog that way -- "Ooo
-- puppy!" and I said I'd never do that, ever! And now I have two
dogs and I talk like an imbecile! I wander around, "Ooo! You want
food!" I've turned into a f*cking moron.

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Originally posted by beats and beeps I have a stove

Seriously what a stupid dumbfuck, whats the idea of putting that on a stove??? probably to generate more heat and see the effect, but pretty dumb anyway

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Originally posted by Mebot that's true...when i get impaled by shards of glass i usually like to take it easy myself.. I have a lay-Z-boy so i just put my feet up and recline, pop in a movie... you know.. take it easy and relax.

maybe he tought it would go away if he would just lay down and thus slow down his heartbeat. The pain must have been pretty intense :S

I guess when youre hurt pretty badly and you know you might die from it you might tend to panic a bit, not think too clearly and do weird things

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Originally posted by N|te-L|fe I guess when youre hurt pretty badly and you know you might die from it you might tend to panic a bit, not think too clearly and do weird things

haha yeah like putting lava lamps on stoves

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Originally posted by Mebot haha yeah like putting lava lamps on stoves

lol, yeah but that was before.. perhaps his heart is always slow and didnt pump enough blood to the brain..

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