- National Geographic water bottle

- Guy Sebastian's album "Just as I am"

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• TRACKS FOR GRAPE PICKING
• TRACKS WHEN YOU HAVE GLITTER STUCK ALL OVER YOU

One year, my hippie auntie gave me "open space" spray.

Just spray it into the air, and it gives the illusion you are in a wide open space, perfect for city apartments, home, or office.....

(I dunno what the hell open space is sposed to smell like) It smelt horrible, I choked, and while I was screwing up my face in disgust, I managed to say "great presant, thanks" (and she believed me too)

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Originally posted by vitamin v OMFG!!!! BWHAAHAAAA........... thats classic!!! Scott and I had to listen to his nieces Nikki Webster album on repeat on repeat one christmas, AND watch the little shits do the dance moves to the music. Oh and Trev, i thought your worst present was the toilet roll holder you got of grandma and grand pop!!!

Oh yeah thats right i forgot about that... a ceramic green toilet rool holder..... mmmmm another crap one.

Oh and Vi you remember that "djing" shirt that Adele got for scott BWAHAHAHAHAHA ...... If only everyone here could see that top

PICS!!!!!!

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Originally posted by trevgeeza Oh yeah thats right i forgot about that... a ceramic green toilet rool holder..... mmmmm another crap one. Oh and Vi you remember that "djing" shirt that Adele got for scott BWAHAHAHAHAHA ...... If only everyone here could see that top PICS!!!!!!

She got me a fucking purple glow weave dress shirt for "djing" in! the RSL will be most pleased!!

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Originally posted by 00soups00 lmfao... hahaha Nuts..even at 9:45am thats fukn hillarious.. who the fuk buys nuts for christmas??? i wouldve probably avoided them too.. however i would've like to have thought that i wouldve said, hey guys... thanks for the nuts

this wasnt a one-off event either. they are notorious for scrooging in the gifts department.
my mum went to a bit of trouble and spent about $50 on some really nice hamper thingy, and what did she get in return?

*another drum roll*

A 750g block of chocolate. retails at about $2.50 if my retail memory serves. xmas shopping at woolworths?? and my poor sis got some shit toiletries that had obviously been nicked from some 2nd rate hotel.

my grandma's the funniest- one of my cousins (no, not the jewish, buys-pressies-from-hell one) left a bunch of books at her place sometime, and she gave them to him that christmas. he wasnt quite sure what to say

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my ex-gf dad once gave me this hawaaiian shirt with an almost fluoro colours(!) the palm trees was green reflective and it was blue.. not good blue.. but tacky blue!! .. i went up to her and ask what was he thinking when he got me that shirt...

just because i'm a geek doesn't mean i'll ever wear an article of clothing which will humiliate me until kingdom come...

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