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Originally posted by Slylee i've always wanted a brother...

i'll be your imposter brother


my sister is kinda a bitch

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Originally posted by Floorfiller my sister is kinda a bitch

well i got three of them

sexy bitches
so much money that i could never possibly spend it all, like that bastard bill gates....im still looking for a link in my family tree so that ****** can top me up
to live somewhere where the weather is good at least 75% of the time, with a nearby beach, a good club scene too
i'd like to play live in a club to people really appreciating the vibe
and yeah, perpetual health would be good
although i'll never die, it would be shit to have poor health and suffer a lot

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two hot lesbian wives

is it even legal to have 2 wives?
so they would marry you for citizenship and fuck each other while you watched?
you do realise lesbians dont like men, unless you're female... in which case, go right ahead. dont know many females called josh though, just that one chick, but shes kinda weird anyway

an oompaloompa

NO hangovers and unlimited cash. Rest is easy from there.


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Odessi - Over Again

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Originally posted by Nell eternal youth / life.

I wouldn't mind seeing my loved ones die, it's all natural. What would bother me is how boring it'd get. Sure, you could visit the entire world, but after you'd done everything there was to do, you'd run out of ways to be entertained. It would get so boring. Death is a godsend.

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The lack of something to strive for and improve upon is itself an imperfection, therefore a perfect life is impossible.

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Originally posted by Floorfiller i'll be your imposter brother my sister is kinda a bitch

Lol how would trading for Slylee change that

nothing. i figured out i can survive just easily without any "things"...and if i dont think about them i definitley dont need them

but love, intimacy and friendship would make my life perfect.

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Originally posted by goodgreef nothing. i figured out i can survive just easily without any "things"...and if i dont think about them i definitley dont need them but love, intimacy and friendship would make my life perfect.

tell me with a straight face your life wouldn't be 10X better with an oompaloompa

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Originally posted by Arbiter The lack of something to strive for and improve upon is itself an imperfection, therefore a perfect life is impossible.

yo, Captain Analyse: Santa asked you what you wanted for christmas, he didn't ask for a philosophy.

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} tell me with a straight face your life wouldn't be 10X better with an oompaloompa

fine
come here and ill tell you.

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