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AJ's English Lesson for the day:
"oooooh, she's well fit, innit?"
"she's minging"
"just don't mug yourself" (Mike Skinner)
"I could go for a barm right about now" 
"Oy geezer, you fancy a pint down at the nuclear sub?"
"You scouse bastard!"
"Oy! You're nicked! Get that lot down to Sunhill, quick smart!" (The Bill)
"You look like a nice bird. Fancy a snog"
"There were a couple of slappers walking down the road..."
"Blimey!"
"It's blooming cold outside!"
"Got a few spare bob for a train ticket, mate?"
"I'm freezing my bollocks off!"
"I wish i was Aussie so i could be good at sport, have sexy pop stars, experience sunshine and keep up to date with neighbours. Too bad that carpet-licker Germaine Greer was on Celebrity Big Brother..."
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