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Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!

Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America

My name is Joe!!
And I am Canadian!!!

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The australians had a similar ad campaign after molson did the I AM CANADIAN one and it was as follows:

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G'day.. uh, I don't have a kangaroo for a pet I don't wrestle with crocodiles, and I don't wear a cork hat. I'd fight wars, but never start wars. I would rather like peace. I can wear my country's flag with pride. I am a rock. I am the ocean. I am the island continent. My brothers are the Smit's, the Wilson's, The Santarilli's, The Vikosky's, The Wong's and the Jagamaroe's. I play football, without a helmet. I LIKE betroot on my hamburger. I ride in the FRONTSEAT of a taxi. I belive this is a PRAWN not a SHRIMP. I belive the world is round and DOWN UNDER is ON TOP. I belive Australia is the best address on earth, and Australians, brew the BEST BEER on EARTH. Cheers.

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Its all about waiting for hours for your coat at some clubs

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one thing's 4 sure bout Canada:

we CAN smoke weed

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Originally posted by RobbyG. Its all about waiting for hours for your coat at some clubs

but real canadians leave their coats in the car before getting in the club.

you're not a real canadian, traitor!!!!

considering we're the only board who has a stoner's only thread, I think we can smoke our weed with the best of them.

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Originally posted by malek but real canadians leave their coats in the car before getting in the club. you're not a real canadian, traitor!!!!

I cant believe i use to stand in line at guv in a tshirt in the winter back in the day.

Im to old for that now.

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Originally posted by malek but real canadians leave their coats in the car before getting in the club. you're not a real canadian, traitor!!!!

Sorry dude but if there's a line then THAT is the dumbest thing you can do in weather THIS cold...Ever had frostbite? I have & its VERY painful

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Originally posted by Sly_Guy Hey AUTAs, what does it take to get refugee status in Australia? With LKD now a Canadian, I'm considering fleeing the country.

not a citizen yet....should find out within the next 6 months....


oh yea AUTAs thats anotehr thing about canada.....very slow document processing speed

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Originally posted by muzzybear Oh, and generally speaking, Vancouver people don't like Toronto people. I lived in Van for 3 months and all the cool people I met were from Toronto, and the Van people were rude assholes.

LOL! I found the opposite. People turned up their nose when they found out I was from Toronto but honestly what made them nice again was this simple line:

"yeah but i'm not like most toronto people"

"ahh ok cool"

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Originally posted by jester Everything in this country is illegal.

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery…" Winston Churchill

‎"If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law" - Winston Churchill

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Originally posted by malek but real canadians leave their coats in the car before getting in the club. you're not a real canadian, traitor!!!!

Paying $2 for coat check is very un-canadian. How dare you?

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Originally posted by jester Everything in this country is illegal.

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery…" Winston Churchill

‎"If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law" - Winston Churchill

i wonder if this thread was moved ..

hmmm i'd like to move to Australia myself ..

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