I just realized there are a lot of dull people out there.

Jeremy Hotz
Brian Regan
Jim Gaffigan
Dwayne Perkins
The Amazing Johnathan
Tom Papa
Harland Williams

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Robots, machines, mechanical beings
Automatic and synthetic, we have the means
To take control of this planet and the human race
With our electronic rhythms and the Armageddon Bass

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Originally posted by wwu.punisher Robin Williams. Period.

He tries too hard. JUST my opinion though.

Anyways, my pick is Andrew Dice Clay.

So I got my tongue up this chicks asssssss-hole, y'know, 'cuz it gets a little boring waiting in line at the bank.......

Patton Oswald
Jimmy Carr (god he's funny)
Kevin James
Dave Chapelle
Dane Cook
Greg Guhlman i think thats his last name...he was on last comic standing, i saw him open for dane cook. really really funny...had this bit about cookies and another about grapefruit. i couldn't breathe i was laughing so hard

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pablo francisco

Everbody says I sound like Mitch Hedberg, but I don't even know who the dude is.

That's because hes dead. This thread is like over a year old

well shit ok ill start a new one post your favorite stand up routines from youtube

Bill Hicks (if you've never heard bill hicks you have to find him. He died in the late 90s but he is one of the most histerically cinical people you will ever hear of. He is also featured in the album art on Tool's Ænema cd)
George Carlin
Mitch Hedberg
Dane Cook
Jeremy Hotz
Pablo Francisco
Dave Chapelle (how he didn't get mentioned i have no idea)
Lewis Black

Plus some more that i can't think of at the moment

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Originally posted by Enigmatic XTC Bill Hicks (if you've never heard bill hicks you have to find him. He died in the late 90s but he is one of the most histerically cinical people you will ever hear of. He is also featured in the album art on Tool's Ænema cd) George Carlin Mitch Hedberg Dane Cook Jeremy Hotz Pablo Francisco Dave Chapelle (how he didn't get mentioned i have no idea) Lewis Black Plus some more that i can't think of at the moment

george carlin's comedy work dates back to early 70s he is awesome

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- hello and welcome glad u cud join us this is a state of trance episode blah blah blah
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- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....the end
Vomit-inducing trifecta tunage: Zocalo | Summer Dream | Shivers

agreed

Lewis Black
Denis Leary

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