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Originally posted by bluE_Neon Q: How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: ???They all have a go, then theres a riot and the prisoners escape whilst they ponder the mysteries of the lightbulb???

Q: If you had to have a part of you removed what would it be, here's your choice:
Head (for the suicidal)
Left Arm
Right Arm
Left Leg
Right Leg
Dick (sorry 4 being sexist)

left arm....

Q: i will repeat my question from the last of these threads which WAS NEVER ANSWERED!
fofr guys only(sorry): if u went camping and woke up with a used condom in your ass, would u tell anyone?

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left leg

Question.
what's your favorite color?

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Originally posted by bluE_Neon Q: How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

no one actually replied to this, but...

I know more versions

a)
7
one holds the bulb
four spin the table
one spins the other way so the four don't get dizzy
and one is their commanding officer

b)
10
the same just that 4 spin so the other 4 don't get dizzy..

Question
how many cops are needed to plug in an electrical device?
(there are more versionsto this one two, just say whatever U have in mind an an argument...)

oh, and I would give up my left arm... feet I need to dance, head to think, dick... and my right hand... let's say I need it to eat with...

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Originally posted by ta_wilson left arm.... Q: i will repeat my question from the last of these threads which WAS NEVER ANSWERED! fofr guys only(sorry): if u went camping and woke up with a used condom in your ass, would u tell anyone?

I would never wake up w. a condom in my ass.

question:
What is the best video game ever?
bse

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dizzy the egg.

Q: can you fit your whole fist in your mouth?

[ps it was 9 women, 1 hold the bulb, 4 spin table, and 4 spinnin to stop the others getting dizzy]

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Never heard of it.

Yes, but only when extremely drunk.

Question: Have you ever kicked another man in the nuts?

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Hell yeah!

Why wont the condom ever be found in your ass? Did it get swallowed up? or no condom used?

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Touche.
I'll refrain from answering.

Question: Why are men always the ones who ask about homosexuality?

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Cos they hate FAGS... well i do anyways... (sorry if there any fags in here) but yeah.... how can u fuck a guy when there are chicks with.. well u know u all get my point.... i hope..

would u Fuck Bill Clinton for a million dollars? (take it up da ass)

Well, theres a lot u can do with $1m - but could u actually do any of those things if everyone knew u took it up the ass from Bill Clinton?
I dont think so!!

Question 4 the next -

If a big company said they'd pay you £1,000 if they could use your *favorite* all time greatest track as "on hold" music for their technical support telephone line - WOULD YOU?

(bear in mind, this track would very quickly become the most annoying tune in the world to thousands of people!!!!)