I scared my girlfriend up by farting once. She woke up in shock!

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ I scared my girlfriend up by farting once. She woke up in shock!

was it kinda like your avatar?

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Originally posted by Floorfiller was it kinda like your avatar?

umm, yerrr. but i wouldnt light a match near it, im thinking nuclear explosion (it was pretty lethal, it must have been building up in there all night)

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If my whole arm isn't asleep when I wake up...its usually two fingers on each hand and the bottom of my arm up to my elbow. Other than just incorrect positioning of my neck during sleep, I don't have any other theories on it. It's been happening for the last 6 months or so.

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"I'd like to buy a techno song."

simple...you were having a wet dream and you think with your dick too much - so your hand was confused|

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'That's like telling a Kodiak bear to stop fcking older men.'

In teh future: 'Orbax the One Armed Virginator'


Orbax the One Armed Virginator: "stay in school kids"

Little Jimmy: "How did you lose your arm Mr Orbax??"

Orbax the One Armed Virginator: "I had a wet dream that went horribly wrong once son. "

Little Jimmy: "A wet dream Mr Orbax, What's that?"

Orbax the One Armed Virginator: "it's when you wake up in a cold sweet after your arm has tried to kill you. I had to chop my arm off with a hacksaw"

Little Jimmy: [I]"oh thanks Mr Orbax the One Armed Virginator, you are teh great3st!"[I]

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If I stop posting its because ive killed myself in my sleep. Just to let you all know.

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Originally posted by Orbax If I stop posting its because ive killed myself in my sleep. Just to let you all know.

very interesting...has any TA ever died?? and has anybody noticed?

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Aplz

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Originally posted by Orbax Aplz

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http://www.youtube.com/mezzir

It was god, speaking through you...to you.

He does not like you.