I'd love to thank you all for your contributions to the torture ideas and I finally came down to some elements I really enjoyed...so here's what happened to my "friend."
Three nights ago he came over and I popped in DJ Tiesto's Trance Energy 2k liveset just to get the mood going nice and energetic....
I asked him if he liked trance around the time Vangaboys- Kiss came on and he said, "No, this crap is whacked up."
So the torture proceeded.... I put a small photo of Britney on the floor which immediatly sent him flying for the picture. He ran over to pick it up and I pulled the lever to the cage that fell over him. The bars were steel locked and unescapable.
"What are you doing," he asked.
I explained to him what was happening and such blah blah... and pulled out my nine and busted his knee cap which caused him to collapse and fall to the floor screaming in agony. Then I pulled out a beer and splashed it on his wound where he moaned in pain some more.. It was great! I then threw a match on him which set him aflame for awhile. He rolled it out unfortunatly... but he was nice and scarred up for the next procedure. I placed him on the table and smashed his left testicle with a hammer. After a few seconds of crying the Balaeric Bill song came on and the hectic frenzy began...I cut his stomach open and placed maggots and roaches inside where they crawled franically. I asked him if he liked trance and he said "NO!" Then I took shards of glass and forced him to gargle them in his throat.
So after that I placed him in my isolation chamber with several of my pet rats in distilled darkness.
Well...the gurgled screaming stopped this morning and I'm betting he's dead...Too bad he had to die such a moron.
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Nov-10-2001 20:50
hypronix
[presence.of.absence]
Registered: May 2001
Location: in the heart of a Flaming June
Re: Torture Complete
quote:
Originally posted by DJ Sunburn I'd love to thank you all for your contributions to the torture ideas and I finally came down to some elements I really enjoyed...so here's what happened to my "friend."
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Well...the gurgled screaming stopped this morning and I'm betting he's dead...Too bad he had to die such a moron.
dude, the only way someone would resist such a torture of saying Brit is better until death is either Justin (from NSYNC), but more likely BRIT HERSELF.
are U sure... that Ur "friend"... ahem...
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Nov-11-2001 10:46
DJ Sunburn
On a Bridge
Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Macon, Ga, USA
Positive!
HE's a gonner.
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Nov-11-2001 19:35
Kytracid
No more subliminal shit..
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Lost, somewhere in the breakdown...
Make him listen to a backstreet boys marathon...not even a marine could survive that kinda torture...
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Nov-12-2001 08:47
whiskers
old skool
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: in your dreams
quote:
Originally posted by Kytracid Make him listen to a backstreet boys marathon...not even a marine could survive that kinda torture...
hella funny, man! the coke i was drinking came out of my nose!
as for real torture, it would be a good idea to make your friend listen to say the same 3 britney songs for 24 hours. i bet after that he will hate her and robert miles or chicane would give him mental orgasms
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Nov-25-2001 01:56
u4ea:[soulstar]
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2001
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by Kytracid Make him listen to a backstreet boys marathon...not even a marine could survive that kinda torture...
AHAHA!
There were the days of mainstream music I would listen to. I had the first pre-release single of Britney's first LP. I grew tired very fast of the teeny-bopping themes and regressed back to my roots: trance.
What's even more mind-numbing is the incessant amount of idol worship. She's on every magazine, in every convenience store, bookstore, mall, supermarket! ACK!
KtP
Nov-25-2001 03:10
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
i think britney is aight...u either love her or hate her, but either way, she wins cuz even the ppl who hate her, can't resist to watch her. i say compromise and throw that bitch behind some technics THEN she would be a godess in my book...
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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Nov-25-2001 15:53
itsamemario
Divine Angel
Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Mushroom Kingdom
quote:
Originally posted by Slylee i think britney is aight...u either love her or hate her, but either way, she wins cuz even the ppl who hate her, can't resist to watch her. i say compromise and throw that bitch behind some technics THEN she would be a godess in my book...
u got that rite... she is pretty fit.. u know.. had better, done better, but shes, like, average
Torture Complete
THEN she would be a godess in my book...
