You could buy her some Lowry's seasoning salt and some other herbs?
Jan-26-2005 14:51
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
flowers?!? damn, lucky girl!
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Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Jan-26-2005 15:21
Scottaculous
habitual line crosser
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: On a plane
quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
flowers?!? damn, lucky girl!
That's right. I forget in the 21th century people expect more than cheap and boring flowers. Unless those flowers happen to be a dozen blue roses (impossible to get), you're going have to do better than that. Better start saving...
Jan-26-2005 15:26
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
Saving up for some expensive gift isn’t that impressive either. Sure it’s always nice to get a nice gift, but that gets old.
Just put a red ribbon or bow around your penis and go to her place and pull your pants down, and say, “well, here it is baby, come and get it.”
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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.
quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Jan-26-2005 15:40
DarkAngel
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Registered: Nov 2002
Location: .
quote:
Originally posted by tu_face
well i for one don't want to see that kind of term being banded around here.
Oh, I agree. I just found it funny, albeit very immature to use "piece of meat."
Jan-26-2005 15:42
DarkAngel
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Registered: Nov 2002
Location: .
quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
Just put a red ribbon or bow around your penis and go to her place and pull your pants down, and say, “well, here it is baby, come and get it.”
Jan-26-2005 15:43
igottaknow
PerfectTeeth R4 Dinosaurs
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: The Future
the whole point is getting something that has special meaning for the both of you (no i'm not talkin about a ribbon tied boner). What would be the point if we had to tell you what to get her? gees think a little harder. its a wonder you're able to find your way out of bed in the morning
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Jan-26-2005 15:48
UWM
mandroid
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Here
Buy her some deodorant and a treadmill.
Jan-26-2005 15:56
DarkAngel
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Registered: Nov 2002
Location: .
quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Buy her some deodorant and a treadmill.
LOL
I say stuffed animals. Those are always a good choice.
Jan-26-2005 15:57
igottaknow
PerfectTeeth R4 Dinosaurs
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: The Future
quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Buy her some deodorant and a treadmill.
while he's at it maybe a mop, sponge, and an apron?
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Jan-26-2005 15:58
DarkAngel
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Registered: Nov 2002
Location: .
quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow while he's at it maybe a mop, sponge, and an apron?
Don't forget the Vaccuum and a Squeegee.
Jan-26-2005 16:00
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
there's a book i bought a while ago called, "All About Us" and it's like a big journal that the 2 of you fill out about yourselves and your relationship. i'm saving it for whenever i get married.
there's another one called, "All About Me" and you fill it out about yourself, obviously. anyway, buy her that book, tell her to fill it out and then tell her you want to read it when she's done. she'll be puddy in your hands.
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quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
