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Originally posted by Floorfiller well...even though she doesn't love me...i still had sex with her this weekend... still a loser?

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you guys suck. i made out with the first guy in 5 months on friday...and he never called

5 months? to not even KISS someone? c'mon guys that's sad.

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

*gets down on one knee*


Miss Pro,

Will you be my valentine. we can go to mcdonalds and trade notes on the math test and everything.
-Grant

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Maynard James Keenan:
Like hearing my grandmother, talk to her dog that way -- "Ooo
-- puppy!" and I said I'd never do that, ever! And now I have two
dogs and I talk like an imbecile! I wander around, "Ooo! You want
food!" I've turned into a f*cking moron.

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Originally posted by Floorfiller well...even though she doesn't love me...i still had sex with her this weekend... still a loser?

A winnar with a std





I keed.

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Originally posted by getfoul *gets down on one knee* Miss Pro, Will you be my valentine. we can go to mcdonalds and trade notes on the math test and everything. -Grant

i don't take a math class. and i'm on a diet.


sorry kid.

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

Sign me up for the valentineless list then.

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Maynard James Keenan:
Like hearing my grandmother, talk to her dog that way -- "Ooo
-- puppy!" and I said I'd never do that, ever! And now I have two
dogs and I talk like an imbecile! I wander around, "Ooo! You want
food!" I've turned into a f*cking moron.

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa i don't take a math class. and i'm on a diet. sorry kid.

Don't McDonalds have salads now?
At least they do here...................
Who goes to Maccas to have a salad anyway?

I'm valentineless too,
again

shit happens
Wasn't valentines day invented by Hallmark to sell more cards? So you are all pawns in the mighty schemes of global businesses. (At least thats my excuse for not being able to get a date)

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**Man I'm Pretty**

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Originally posted by getfoul Sign me up for the valentineless list then.

awwwwwww....that's cold pro


i'll be your valentine grant

How's this for suckiness: This valentine's day would have been my 5th anniversary with my ex.

The solution? Use all that money I suddenly seem to be amassing and take a trip to Belize.

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Retro ...

One night stands are what Valintines days should be all about. Anonymous cards out, shagging notes in. Slams the door.


It's either this or 'get-paid-for-nothing-day'. Slams the door.

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Originally posted by Floorfiller awwwwwww....that's cold pro i'll be your valentine grant

shut your face mr. i just got laid

i'll shank you

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa shut your face mr. i just got laid i'll shank you

please don't shank