There were a number of times in High School that I thought I skipped the entire day only to find out several days later that I actually went to school. I wasn't drinking though.

I took all my finals my junior year in high school drunk!! It was awesome!!

I tried to go to class drunk one day after my midterms were over.
Didn't even make out of my dorm. Woke up with a shinner under my left eye, in a pool of regurgitated vodka and chocolate covered peanuts, with a note that said: "Don't die, asshole you have to clean this shit"

I would leave another example, but I've learned not to talk about myself when I'm drunk.

I just woke up, I think Im still drunk

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Originally posted by biznology eh went to work drunk once. assigned myself to two registers at once. how that is possible, i have no idea. that was about it, except for the feeling like shit cause id been up for 20 hours straight. yeh, im a winner. theyre gonna make me a shift manager lol|

With the amount of "marketing" I do I come back from lunch drunk at lease once a month....

I went to a philosophy final completely blitzed once. I walked in with a huge gas station mug half full of whisky with a little cola. Drank that bitch down while I was doing my test and split out. I got a C because I never showed up to discussion section which was %15 of the grade.

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I drank until 4:30 the night before a 7:45 final exam and somehow I managed to wake up on time and go. I was the first person to finish and got a 98% on it. After I left the exam I realized how drunk I still was, it wasn't a very positive feeling. :\

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Originally posted by Orpheus Is Dead I tried to go to class drunk one day after my midterms were over. Didn't even make out of my dorm. Woke up with a shinner under my left eye, in a pool of regurgitated vodka and chocolate covered peanuts, with a note that said: "Don't die, asshole you have to clean this shit"

LMAO

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one time, i snorted a line of coke in my school bathroom. first time too. my friend gave it to me, and she was like, youll be able to control yourself. i was very curious. i went in the stall. licked a little bit, then just said "f*ck it", and snorted everything. getting a cold feeling deep in my sinuses. for the next 20 minutes, everything turned purple and numb and i was enjoying the intense feeling. then i had to go to a class where the teacher lectures the whole time and theres no talking. there i had to control myself. i just shook my leegs a lot.

now i feel like getting somee

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Originally posted by Aristronica shit i'm about to! by the way visit my survey thread, it's somewhere in the CORe later

So WTF happened dude? YOu left us out here flapping. I've gone to work mildly drunk more than a little bit. Hard to completely sober up when you drink half the damn night. ...but I'm bulletproof at work and you're not.


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