if she cleans it real well in the shower before u go down on her, it'll just taste like her vagina anyway...

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by mezzir however, if someone i was with wanted to give me a blumpkin, FUCK that

You must be mistaken.

Receiving a blumpkin is like the pinnacle of your sexual career. If you can actually find a woman willing to give you head while you're sitting on the toilet, do not, I repeat DO NOT let her go!

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Originally posted by Slylee if she cleans it real well in the shower before u go down on her, it'll just taste like her vagina anyway...

hmm..

ive heard some crazy ass storied about people getting shat on etc..

why go in the out door?

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Originally posted by UWM You must be mistaken. Receiving a blumpkin is like the pinnacle of your sexual career. If you can actually find a woman willing to give you head while you're sitting on the toilet, do not, I repeat DO NOT let her go!

well if she's that devoted, then yeah don't let her go
but come on, its a blumpkin!

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The ol blumpkin. Has anyone ever, actually, gotten one, here? I don't think I'd ever ask a girl to do something that gross, however, if the girl was kinky enough to bring it up, you know I'd do it. The idea of that feeling of relief + that feeling of, well, pure enjoyment, would be pretty damn sweet. Somehow figure out a way to time the orgasm with a big drop.

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Originally posted by mezzir well if she's that devoted, then yeah don't let her go but come on, its a blumpkin!

b0p it!

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Originally posted by dinoXpress hmm.. ive heard some crazy ass storied about people getting shat on etc.. why go in the out door?

it's pretty much common knowledge that stimulating the anal area during sex enhances the orgasm for some people. not everyone likes it though and that's normal. i've heard about straight guys (from the girl telling me) liking a finger in their ass while getting a blow job.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee it's pretty much common knowledge that stimulating the anal area during sex enhances the orgasm for some people. not everyone likes it though and that's normal. i've heard about straight guys (from the girl telling me) liking a finger in their ass while getting a blow job.

yeah ive heard stuff like that as well, next time i get my hands on a freak, ill try some of this stuff out..

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Originally posted by Slylee it's pretty much common knowledge that stimulating the anal area during sex enhances the orgasm for some people. not everyone likes it though and that's normal. i've heard about straight guys (from the girl telling me) liking a finger in their ass while getting a blow job.

I've never experienced it, so I won't whole-heartedly say that I wouldn't like it, but I'm not sure that I'm down with this idea. A friend of mine said that he liked having the outer asshole played with, while his girl was giving head to him, but I'm not so convinced.

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Originally posted by NiteMer The ol blumpkin. Has anyone ever, actually, gotten one, here? I don't think I'd ever ask a girl to do something that gross, however, if the girl was kinky enough to bring it up, you know I'd do it. The idea of that feeling of relief + that feeling of, well, pure enjoyment, would be pretty damn sweet. Somehow figure out a way to time the orgasm with a big drop.

haha yeah you got a point man
but idk
i feel like it'd be ridiculously hard to pull even just from the timing point, especially if the woman gives good head
i know that when i'm getting head there's no way i'd be able to just sit there and think 'ok...relax the sphincter....wait no no not there yet, ok gogogo!'
if you want something truly bizzare, try having sex on a trampoline

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as for ass play on men, isn't the prostate like the closest we have to the g-spot?
and i think you can stimulate it (although not as much) just by like fingering the taint or something
this is what happens when i work at a place that has women's magazines lying around all day

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