3 soldiers are captured by Iraqi insurgents and are to be executed.
The leader tells each of the men they have a choice of 3 ways to die. they can either:

1) Be shot

2) Hung

3) Die a slow death by being injected with AIDS.


the first man is asked how he wants to die. he says i would like to be shot as it will be quick. the man is then tied to a wooden post and a firing squad shoots him - he dies instantly.

the second man is afraid of guns so he says he wants to be hung. he is taken away and hung, his neck breaks and he dies quickly.

the third man is asked and he says he wants to die slowly with AIDS. the man is then given an injection filled with AIDS. a few days pass and the man is giggling uncontrollably. the insurgents are puzzled. another prisioner asks the man why he's laffing so hard and he replies "I wore a condom"

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