kick him in the arse really hard a bunch of times..... then pull his pants and gotches down to his knees, and then take a condom, unroll it and put some white glue and water or icing sugar and water in it and stink it up a bit and put it beside his head...........
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Apr-25-2005 04:11
Allied Nations
Make it happen cap'n
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: MTHELL
molasses. if you dont mind fucking up your couche, get a huuuge bucket of molasses and fucking pour it all over his body.
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Apr-25-2005 04:55
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
wow some of these suggestions are really gross. and kinda stupid. you can't kick him in the ass a bunch of times and think he's going to stay sleeping do you?
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Apr-25-2005 05:04
Krypton
83.798 g/6.022x10^23
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Texas
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Originally posted by dj_bas
wow some of these suggestions are really gross. and kinda stupid. you can't kick him in the ass a bunch of times and think he's going to stay sleeping do you?
refine my suggestion and put all the glue in a condom, and put the opening right on his mouth. then take a paloroid pic and put it right beside him, and then just wait for him to wake up.
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Apr-25-2005 22:51
Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
wake him up at 3am telling him its time for breakfast. We once did that at 4:30am in the summer camp to a guy in scouts & he got really moody when he found out that it wasn't 8am after all
Apr-25-2005 22:54
mezzir
BEES?
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: assachusetts
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Originally posted by Omega_Blue
shave off his eyebrows.
better yet, shave off one eyebrow
that way he has to either be stuck with just one eyebrow, or shave the other one off himself
