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Originally posted by occrider So does that say something about Floorfiller's penis or your vagina?

bigger isnt always better especially in a woman's case

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Originally posted by dj_bas that's pretty funny...and graphic where did you get a penthouse at age 11?

Heh...from my parents' stash.



And igottaknow: no.

i discovered my clit early...probably in the shower or something...but as far as penetration went haha...

i was sleeping over at my friend's house and she stole a porno from her dad and we watched it together. i think we were like 10? she taught me how, she just told me how to do it...she didn't like...DO it for me or anything. but yeah. haha

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Originally posted by No one I've never masterbated before in my life. masturbate/masterbate. I need to buy a dictionary..

Masturbate: Pleasuring oneself
Masterbait: The ultimate fishing device

Therefore:

There's no master and there's no bait in masturbate

(Stupid, but works )

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Originally posted by Lira Masturbate: Pleasuring oneself Masterbait: The ultimate fishing device Therefore: There's no master and there's no bait in masturbate (Stupid, but works)

Interesting. Thanks.

Have to remember its mastUrbate.

i dunno i think i learned it from movies that i wasn't supposed to be watching. i was a perverted child, i used to make my barbies do it.

i think i masterbated when i was like 10. is that normal? i was also fascinated w/ the female body. i used to just like stare at my mom (she told me) when she would be changing in front of me when i was little...i also used to ask her to draw pictures of naked women because i was just in awe. hahah i was a little lesbo. my mom said she was concerned about me for a while there...but then i snapped out of it i guess.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee i dunno i think i learned it from movies that i wasn't supposed to be watching. i was a perverted child, i used to make my barbies do it. i think i masterbated when i was like 10. is that normal? i was also fascinated w/ the female body. i used to just like stare at my mom (she told me) when she would be changing in front of me when i was little...i also used to ask her to draw pictures of naked women because i was just in awe. hahah i was a little lesbo. my mom said she was concerned about me for a while there...but then i snapped out of it i guess.

yeah i used to look at stuff i shouldn't on the internet. i was a perverted kid too. a lot of chicks i knew were little lesbos growing up. i had this one friend who tried to mess around with me once when we were 7 or 8...i didn't know what she was doing!!!!

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa yeah i used to look at stuff i shouldn't on the internet. i was a perverted kid too. a lot of chicks i knew were little lesbos growing up. i had this one friend who tried to mess around with me once when we were 7 or 8...i didn't know what she was doing!!!!

yea i'm guilty of hooking up w/ the girl i played barbies with too...she was actually the perverted one and she instigated.

my first sexual experience was with my best girlfriend in 8th/9th grade too.


man i'm really surprised that i'm so into men...lol u'd think i'd have at least turned out bi...

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee yea i'm guilty of hooking up w/ the girl i played barbies with too...she was actually the perverted one and she instigated. my first sexual experience was with my best girlfriend in 8th/9th grade too. man i'm really surprised that i'm so into men...lol u'd think i'd have at least turned out bi...

SAME! but i am def. straight. i think women are built hotter than guys but i love the cock.

perverted girls instigated stuff with me a lot when i was little. i think i hung out with a bunch of future porn stars.

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

hahaha yea i'm all about the D myself


i was just way more comfortable and sexually experiemental with chicks at an early age...i had my whole "i'm bisexual tee hee" phase in high school, only i didn't talk about it...i was actually mortified that someone might find out. my best friend was a real bitch and she was very controlling over me, and i was always scared she'd tell ppl when we fought. lol it was like a fucking relationship.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee hahaha yea i'm all about the D myself i was just way more comfortable and sexually experiemental with chicks at an early age...i had my whole "i'm bisexual tee hee" phase in high school, only i didn't talk about it...i was actually mortified that someone might find out. my best friend was a real bitch and she was very controlling over me, and i was always scared she'd tell ppl when we fought. lol it was like a fucking relationship.

OH MY GOD! i got drunk and hooked up with one of my friends last year, and she got so pissed off with me about something or other and told some of our close girl friends. she was super controlling too.

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal