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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I thought that was mandatory. I know every time I've saved a broad's life it resulted in a BJ.

what a coincidence! me 2!






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9. (Only attempt if truly and seriously in love) Call teh radio station and dedicate "Heaven - dj sammy" to her"

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Originally posted by UWM Don't forget 8. Take her to McDonalds

9. Post about it on a message board. Pretend it's for a friend.

10. Start a new fad.

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Originally posted by jennypie Spring a boner. That should get her attention.

Am I getting your attention yet?

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Originally posted by AwakenedAddict Am I getting your attention yet?

LOL! w00t!

get urself a part-time job.

if she does actually like you and sees you floating around with another broad she'll get jealous, and she'll see she cant have you. so what will she do? she'll do her best to have you!

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how to get a one night stand girl to notice you...


ignore her while “innocently” letting your BMW and/or BENZ keychain hang out of your pocket...



how to get geeky compter chicks to notice you...

walk up to her and say, “hey baby, asl? ROFL JK nm tbh imo, I totally slfjkd alejawrj ofbaldk fjatl”

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Space_Marine Any ideas>?

Have you tried cartwheels yet?

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Originally posted by Slylee how to get a one night stand girl to notice you... ignore her while “innocently” letting your BMW and/or BENZ keychain hang out of your pocket... how to get geeky compter chicks to notice you... walk up to her and say, “hey baby, asl? ROFL JK nm tbh imo, I totally slfjkd alejawrj ofbaldk fjatl”

Hey baby, asl? ROFL JK,nm tbh, j/k.

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6. Hit her

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Originally posted by Space_Marine No matter how hard i try i cant get this one girl to notice me...she knows who i am and everything but every time i get close....she seems to push me away. She not some stuck up hoe.....that runs arounds campus.Shes different.She short and has nice round boobs.Ooh yeah shes hot also I try the following: 1.Making her laugh 2.hiting on her 3.I tryed the whole being nice and respectfull 4.I tryed picking and making fun of her(this seem to work back in middle school) 5.I even tryed the asshole technique (when everything else failed)only works on some chicks Its useless........... Any ideas>? What do you guys do to get a girl to notice you other than dressing nice and shiet like that.

first off, you did it all wrong...

u need to talk to her like a person about something you and a friend would talk about, start a good conversation and what not, dont just out of the blue any of the 2-5 ones, number one is the only good one. number 2 is just stupid, she prob thinks u just wanna fuck her.

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Originally posted by occrider 9. Post about it on a message board. Pretend it's for a friend. 10. Start a new fad.

and the newest addition

11. become life long childhood friends with her and then ruin it by telling her u like her

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