Funny story about prophylactics from college....

In college, we had bins on the walls in the bathroom with condoms, ky packets, and other assorted safe sex stuff. There was also a donation bin - people threw in a quarter, etc. - very cool that they had this stuff there. THe condoms made great water balloons (non-lubricated) as well. They also had dental dams available (all women's college, go fig).

I remember one night hearing a friend say she'd tried using a dental dam with her gf and said how easy it was. "I just opened it up and that's it! Great!" At this point, I butted in and said "Did you wash it off first?" to which she replied "You wash it off first?". "Yes, dear, to get the powdered preservative off, you need to wash it first."

She paused.

"So *that's* what that funky taste was....I thought it was my gf."

End of flashback

Kris

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I have a pretty mint story about the misuse of condoms.....But for another day. For today, 'Another Great Thread Started by RJ'

This one gets the sly guy seal of approval.

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Originally posted by fayraree Oh we do give wood to the ones we think are teh hottest of teh hotties!

Took the words right outta my mouth...

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Originally posted by kabelicious Funny story about prophylactics from college.... In college, we had bins on the walls in the bathroom with condoms, ky packets, and other assorted safe sex stuff. There was also a donation bin - people threw in a quarter, etc. - very cool that they had this stuff there. THe condoms made great water balloons (non-lubricated) as well. They also had dental dams available (all women's college, go fig). I remember one night hearing a friend say she'd tried using a dental dam with her gf and said how easy it was. "I just opened it up and that's it! Great!" At this point, I butted in and said "Did you wash it off first?" to which she replied "You wash it off first?". "Yes, dear, to get the powdered preservative off, you need to wash it first." She paused. "So *that's* what that funky taste was....I thought it was my gf." End of flashback Kris

Love a solid lesbian story.

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Originally posted by kabelicious "So *that's* what that funky taste was....I thought it was my gf."

LOL!!!!! It's possible that funky taste was still better than her gf!!!

Hilarious flashback!

Never heard of this thing until just now...will have to get one and try it out! Can you get it at the drug store?

Hate using 'em, but thin if i have 2

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Originally posted by fayraree LOL!!!!! It's possible that funky taste was still better than her gf!!! Hilarious flashback! Never heard of this thing until just now...will have to get one and try it out! Can you get it at the drug store?

You can get them at drugstores usually - pretty much just a big piece of latex that you can strategically "spread" where you need to. Mostly used for giving head on either sex.

And this has been your sex ed for the weekend.....

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Originally posted by kabelicious You can get them at drugstores usually - pretty much just a big piece of latex that you can strategically "spread" where you need to. Mostly used for giving head on either sex. And this has been your sex ed for the weekend.....

WOW!!! THANKS!!! I never had sex ed in high school (private boys' school...I think you needed to take Phys Ed which I never took...too busy taking prereqs for uni--it wasn't mandatory unfortunately) I can still remember the day I found out how my parents made me...it was VERY late in my life!!!!! <---lived in a tent under a palm tree in Saudi Arabia...LOL!!!!

I looked up that thing you were talking about on the Internet and NOW I know about it!!! THANKS AGAIN!!!

Okay...I honestly, in the most sincerest of intentions was wondering how using this can still allow someone access to the clitoris with their tongue? Wouldn't it make it more difficult to fold back the skin with your fingers? And what about if you want to penetrate with your fingers simultaneously?

Okay sorry for the "too much info" but I don't know who else to ask...Sue Johanson's lines are always busy...

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The first time you described it, it seemed like this is something that goes in the mouth, to ease the jaw from "jaw-lock" (is that what you call it?) when your jaw starts to ache from going too long...kinda like something the dentists use?

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Something water based to make it slippy.

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The first time you described it, it seemed like this is something that goes in the mouth, to ease the jaw from "jaw-lock" (is that what you call it?) when your jaw starts to ache from going too long...kinda like something the dentists use? [/QUOTE]

LOL - nope, just a simple piece of latex. Those always ran out long before the condoms did at school in the bathroom bins. You really are supposed to wash them prior to us - don't know why it dosen't say it on those directions you found.

And yes, it works for clitoral stimulation just fine.

Dr. Ruth

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