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Originally posted by dance2dabeat don't be trying to spread crazy rumors!!!!! and besides..you need to get laid in order to be pregnant!

UNLEASH the TOTA manfest!

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Originally posted by jester Everything in this country is illegal.

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery…" Winston Churchill

‎"If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law" - Winston Churchill

kids are really scary.

that's why the best bet is to homeschool.

too bad i will be working when i have kids and they will have to fend for themselves in school.

tell your sister that things usually work out for the best and they will probably snap out of this phase. if not, they have to change schools and start having new friends.

^^^^^ Homeschooled? No way. NO NO NO WAY. Every person I have ever met who was homeschooled is an absolute social failure, and is really friggin wierd.

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Originally posted by dance2dabeat and besides..you need to get laid in order to be pregnant!

Oh Kelly I thought you were one of those asexual eel creatures

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Originally posted by Jayx1 UNLEASH the TOTA manfest!

CCHAAARRRRGGEEE!!!!!

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Originally posted by VERTiG0 Oh Kelly I thought you were one of those asexual eel creatures

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"So while you struggle to catch the rhythm with your feet, ask yourself..can u really DANCE2MABEAT"

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Originally posted by dance2dabeat and besides..you need to get laid in order to be pregnant!

Hey baby....whaddya doin tonight?

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Originally posted by jester Everything in this country is illegal.

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery…" Winston Churchill

‎"If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law" - Winston Churchill

Hah, the best way is good old fashioned discipline. Kids ususally did the smoking thing in Gr 8 (at least in my junior hight they did). Freaking parents who can't discipline properly...

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Und ich tanz einfach weiter...

i'm only 19 years old, but all i can say about growing up is

Cord Of The Electric Frying Pan. Sure my relationship with my parents is loose now, we joke and laugh and curse up a storm, but it's an irish house hold. and i thank my parents now for whooping my ass on a regular basis, because honestly i was a schmuck kid. and i didn't know any better, but they taught me, oh they taught me lol.

Since then, pancakes strike more fear into me than death, because well..you need to use the frying pan * Tremble *

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Originally posted by VERTiG0 Kids need feer instilled in them again. I don't want a generation of wiggers and chavs.

AMEN.

Fucking Chavs.

The British House of Lords has decided that, rather than ban the spanking of children outright, they would allow moderate spanking but make it easier to prosecute parents whose spanking was immoderate. In order to know if your form of corporal punishment is within proper limits, the following guidelines were released:

Age ----------Spank With--------Force---------------Equivalence
1-2 years-----one finger----------1 newton------------light tap
3-5 years-----three fingers-------2 newtons-----------hard tap
5-10 years----open hand---------5 newtons-----------slap
10-15 years---fist---------------15 newtons----------light punch
15-18 years---rod---------------25 newtons----------light hit with stick

After the age of 18, parents are recommended not to raise their hands to their children, as this would constitute assault, and if their children laid a complaint they could face criminal charges.

SOURCE: Disassociated Press

Kids are becoming spoiled attention whores at younger ages these days.

Let's burn Paris Hilton at the stake in town square.

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