http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/00favorites.html
see:
THE BAGGIE & THE MATTRESS
Get a plastic sandwich baggie and put some Vaseline in it. Then put your penis in and squish all the Vaseline around so it covers your penis. Once that is done, kneel in front of a bed. Lift the up mattress and put your penis, with the baggie still on it, between the mattress and the box-spring. Start pumping as if you were having sex. When you're done, all you have to do is throw away the baggie.


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i use it before a night w/ the gals to kill some of my horny so they dont suspect anyting lol

id never do a hooker... if u play ur cards right at a bar u can have a chick buying you drinks and prob get laid in one night gl, man

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