<3 pussy farts.

we don't fart... we fluff.

thats only when you dont know them on an intimate lever. one of my exes used to fart on my thigh when we were in bed. that girl had a strange sense of humor.

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Originally posted by Krysta_101 we don't fart... we fluff.

OMGfluff2U.

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Originally posted by igottaknow one of my exes used to fart on my thigh when we were in bed. that girl had a strange sense of humor.

*fluffs*

Say it smells like the air in Arizona! Say it BITCH!

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Originally posted by Krysta_101 *fluffs* Say it smells like the air in Arizona! Say it BITCH!

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Originally posted by Krysta_101 *fluffs* Say it smells like the air in Arizona! Say it BITCH!

hahaha...that was too funny

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Originally posted by AlphaStarred <3 pussy farts.

Sexual fetish? Do you have intercourse with vaccuums?

It's okayyy to admit it...





^^does that get you all hot and bothered? Remember... it never loses suction!

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Originally posted by Krysta_101 ^^does that get you all hot and bothered? Remember... it never loses suction!

well of course not, that's a top of the line Dyson vacuum...

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Originally posted by Krysta_101 Sexual fetish? Do you have intercourse with vaccuums? It's okayyy to admit it... ^^does that get you all hot and bothered? Remember... it never loses suction!

Scary Movie

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Originally posted by Mebot well of course not, that's a top of the line Dyson vacuum...

didn't i see on a commercial that it generates a suction more powerful that a 1000x the force of gravity...

man that shit might rip your dick off

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Originally posted by Floorfiller didn't i see on a commercial that it generates a suction more powerful that a 1000x the force of gravity... man that shit might rip your dick off

wouldn't that be like a blackhole? Do you know how awesome that would be to blackhole a dick into oblivion with a Dyson?!

Okay, maybe that's just me and my Lorraina Bobbett tendecies...