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Subsequently, the machine is a convienance but certainly not worthy of being considered "the greatest thing since...".

No, no. The original poster's question was "What was the greatest thing BEFORE sliced bread?", not since. You have to build the bread slicing machine first in order to slice the bread. Well, you could have done it with a knife so maybe the knife is the best thing before sliced bread

**collapses and head explodes**

baby killing

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k-y lubricant

p00n

Downy fabric softner?

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Originally posted by josh4 who doesn't eat bread sliced?

people with candida... they don't eat bread at all.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

sexual reproduction

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Originally posted by astroboy sexual reproduction

u must be doin it wrong if sliced bread has surpassed your sexual gratification

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Originally posted by mentalbarter u must be doin it wrong if sliced bread has surpassed your sexual gratification

...and on that note, I'm loving the new sig.

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i HATE sliced bread.

warming lube makes your ass burn like fire, ouch