Originally posted by Jon Tremblay
Three blondes are driving to Canada's Wonderland, they see a sign that reads "Canada's Wonderland Left" so they went home.
LOL!!!
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Jun-02-2005 03:39
dance2dabeat
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Location: Cambridge/TORONTO, ON
Re: Blonde Jokes...
quote:
Originally posted by starsearcher
No offense to all the blondes but...gotta love em'
Post your "Blonde Jokes" here
Here's one I read recently...
Two Blondes from Britain visit Australia and one asks the other 'What do you think is farther away…London or the moon?’ The other looks at her puzzled and says ‘DUH!…Can you SEE London from here?’
hehe
glad I'm not a blond
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Jun-02-2005 03:47
bass drive
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why did the bondes go to the movies in a group of 18
because the movie was for 18+
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Jun-02-2005 08:08
zoogla
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quote:
Originally posted by Tordan
Q: Why do blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.
LMFAO Ben...never heard that one before!!!
Jun-02-2005 13:48
Jem_hadar
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Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Pandora (South of Nowhere)
quote:
Originally posted by rabbitjoker
q: why is it fun to joke about blondes?
a: i don't know.
poor blondes. they are lovely creatures. i simply cannot contribute to the degradation of them as a race -- i will not post a joke here!
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Jun-02-2005 13:53
Jem_hadar
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quote:
Originally posted by big_charm
What do you call a blonde with Princes Leia (Star Wars)hair?
A blow job with power steering.
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Jun-02-2005 13:53
Jem_hadar
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Location: Pandora (South of Nowhere)
Re: Re: Blonde Jokes...
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Originally posted by dance2dabeat
glad I'm not a blond
Weeeeee, hey Kells, hehe, im getting my hair trimmed and MORE blonde highlights into it.. im slowly going back to blonde again! THANK GOD... im so sick of (my) brown hair, cannot stand it... blonde is where im happiest!
~jem~
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Jun-02-2005 13:55
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Re: Re: Re: Blonde Jokes...
quote:
Originally posted by Jem_hadar
blonde is where im happiest!
Ignorace is bliss?
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