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kr00t0n
Archduke of Awesome

Registered: Feb 2002
Location: Hibernating
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Jun-07-2005 12:45
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Kia Kaha
Feelin' irie

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Scotland
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Sorry guys but much as I love trance, and dancing to trance, and driving to trance, and working out to trance, you can't have sex to it. Well you can have a quick fuck over the ironing board to it, or give some random stranger a pounding in a portaloo at a music festival, but if you wanna *make luuuurrrrvvvveee to your woman* then you got to turn down the lights and play something with soul ...
- Al Green (all time legendary soundtrack for those 10 hour long seduction sessions)
- George Benson
- Marvin Gaye
- Barry White (The voice starts to piss me off after a while but chicks go crazy for the stuff, the dude's music is basically a custom designed, chrome plated, luxury liner, purpose built musical pantie remover).
- Aretha Franklin
- Basically anything from that era of Motown.
Them old-school Motown guys knew everything there is to know, about what gets right into the subliminal little "must-have-sex" part of the brain and sets the little hamsters running on the wheels.
If you're stuck for ideas then go look at some of the 'Sex and the City' soundtracks. I hate that fuckin program like fingernails down a blackboard, but the girls chose those tracks for a reason - cos every single one of them puts them in the mood!
If you really really hate that shit then play something a bit more funky but still got that soul :
- Stevie Wonder
- Jackson Five
- James Brown
- Maceo Parker
And my secret weapon
- Herbie Hancock
Happy shagging!
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Jun-07-2005 12:51
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nsamadi
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2004
Location:
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Enigma - Callas Went Away
Art of Noise - Moments in Love (Sexual Mix) a must have no doubt about it
Mousse T - Horny
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Jun-07-2005 17:39
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emc^2
FCK MNML

Registered: Mar 2005
Location: 255.255.255.255
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| quote: | Originally posted by kush paintings
I hate to do it, but Benny Bennisi. Oh I cant wait for my girl to get back from college and pound to some thumping Bennisi I want My Sex.
A little more creative though, as this is a great topic.
This playlist must be sensitive to what is going on so a controler would be useful.
1. Lighten up the mood with some Kia- Pop your pussy or whatever that song is
2. Some light foreplay gentle carassing of the nipplets to some Wax Poetic- Homme (Naked Mix) nobody does sex better than the french and this song just will groove your dick into full rigormortis
3. Gentle pounding time pop in some Billie Jean Daft punk remix, oh yeah get funky on her ass like a young boy
4. Horse pounding time pop in some Benni Bennasi- I Want My Sex or whatever the title is and just milk that shit like your a farmer whose got one cow and his hous eis up for mortgage
5. Get hot and sweaty to this tune this song is dirtier than a 60 year old prostitute in the middle of Harlem after she has just gotten a dirty sanchez from a truck driver named Ed Atmosphere- Cats Van Bags
6. Silence for a moment as you both are in the zone, right as she and hopefully you at the same time are about to bust your shit kick in Groove Armada- Easy preferably at the violins part in the begining and then once its busting time hopefuly that fat bass will kick in the tune will extend the bliss and at the same time bring you down
7. Close it off nicely with some reflection, Asia- Heat of the Moment would be perfect. Clap along to the drum beat for added effect and to ease all post-sex awkwardness |
ROFLMAO
DEFINITELY SIGNATURE MATERIAL, check it!
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Jun-07-2005 17:48
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flavdave
The Quiet Beatle

Registered: Jan 2004
Location: Richmond/Blacksburg, VA
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Jun-07-2005 17:54
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