Originally posted by M@t
sat on top of a bamboo shoot which proceeds to grow up his ass and through his body over the forthcoming days and weeks
Worse, a Giant Panda also wanted that particular bamboo shoot to stick up it's own rectum and they had mad double ended bamboo sex until it pierced a major artery in both ^Ian and the Panda.
Originally posted by Steve Stephano
Worse, a Giant Panda also wanted that particular bamboo shoot to stick up it's own rectum and they had mad double ended bamboo sex until it pierced a major artery in both ^Ian and the Panda.
so i survive then
Jun-27-2005 13:31
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
quote:
Originally posted by M@t
so i survive then
heart attack during sex.
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Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Jun-27-2005 13:32
M@t
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Newcastle
quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
heart attack during sex.
with you
you, seeing me die, romeo and juliet style take your own life with a massive coke OD
Jun-27-2005 13:34
Moral Hazard
Oppressing the 99%
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: with the 1%
quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
heart attack during sex.
Easy..... bleeds to death after being maimed in a farming accident.
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Originally posted by RickyM
you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.
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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down
Jun-27-2005 13:35
Aiwendil
Ever The Same
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Ever The Same
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Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Easy..... bleeds to death after being maimed in a farming accident.
Using a shirt and five colors of ink.
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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.
Jun-27-2005 13:37
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
quote:
Originally posted by M@t
with you
you, seeing me die, romeo and juliet style take your own life with a massive coke OD
how romantic
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quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Jun-27-2005 13:40
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Easy..... bleeds to death after being maimed in a farming accident.
beaten to death by wife after she discovers his double life.
ooh that rhymed!
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Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Jun-27-2005 13:41
Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
massive orgasm which implodes vagina and blows every vein & artery in the body, covering her in a ton of blood guts & semen, however she'll have a grin on her face
Jun-27-2005 14:11
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
quote:
Originally posted by Ian^
massive orgasm which implodes vagina and blows every vein & artery in the body, covering her in a ton of blood guts & semen, however she'll have a grin on her face
found with my dead body by police and sentenced to life in prison where you are anal raped and tortured on a daily basis, until one day you hang yourself by your semen stained bed sheets in your cell.
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quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Jun-27-2005 14:14
Floorfiller
Girl + Sweater = Hotness
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Illegal Pete's
quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
found with my dead body by police and sentenced to life in prison where you are anal raped and tortured on a daily basis, until one day you hang yourself by your semen stained bed sheets in your cell.
so did you just say that ian will give you such an earth-shocking orgasm that you will die from it?
attaboy ian...all that crap they say about british men MUST be wrong
Jun-27-2005 14:17
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
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Originally posted by Floorfiller
so did you just say that ian will give you such an earth-shocking orgasm that you will die from it?
attaboy ian...all that crap they say about british men MUST be wrong
no i didn't just say that...go back and read.
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quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
