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Crystal Springs guy: Excuse me miss - we were canvassing the neighbourhood to see if anyone was potentially interested in a water cooler for their home. We have an unbeatable sale going on.
Me: No thank you. I'm not interested.
Crystal Springs guy: Well miss we believe that our product surpasses that of the Brita Filtration system and considering the extremely low cost for the value you will be receiving, you really should not pass up this offer today.
Me: I'll pass thank you.
Crystal Springs guy: Perhaps you would like a demonstration of our product?
Me: No, it's not necessary. Have a nice day.
Crystal springs guy: It takes less than 5 minutes miss and I'm confident you will change your mind about our product once viewing the demonstration.
Me: *visibly agitated* I said no thank you. Have a nice day.
Crystal Springs guy: Perhaps you would like one of our pamphlets - in case you change your mind?
Me: OMG! I fucking said no already. Fuck off! How about - I don't drink water - OK!? FUCK!!! *slams door*
This nonsense occurred at 9 am on my first day off in almost 3 weeks last summer. I loathe you Crystal Springs.
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You told me to look much farther. You told me to walk much more. You told me that music matters.
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