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Originally posted by squirrelly Eh... I don't like being talked to. I usually tell them to shut up.

+1, I'm usually busy trying to pretend she's someone else and her talking just ruins it.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by M@t in a nice subtle way i hope

Yeah.


"Will you shut the fuck up already?"

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard +1, I'm usually busy trying to pretend she's someone else and her talking just ruins it.

But seriously, not somethign I personally do, but have had it done to me once, and was rather interesting, if a bit confusing, lol

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Originally posted by stren try this one: you filthy venerial disiese carrying street whore

Why? Thats already been said in family guy

I like a little talk.

nothing fancy, nothing extremely dirty....maybe the word "fuck" to add some passion to the thing she's tryin to say, like "that's fukin great"

i do like to know what im doing is being liked. So moans, or "yes yes", or "more" "harder" "like that"

anything that helps me know what im doing is good besides the usual smile or moan or biting of the bottom lip.

its just more fun that way

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My gf & I had a big night & got drunk. We ended up having frantic drunken sex. I cant remember if it was good or if I came, though I do remember being very uncoordinated. I also remember aiming my peepee for her love nest, but that's where it gets blurry. I must have blacked out soon after.....

The next day I woke up with a massive hangover. My girl said she had heaps of fun last night & im like "Grumble grumble my freaken head". Then she tells me I slipped out mid sesson & popped it into her pooper. I was like "wtf??". She crackes up laughing & goes "yeah you missed & slipped it up my arse, but I didnt mind."

I had kinky pooper action & I didnt even know it!!!! Spewing I missed it.

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Me: How was your day at work?

Girl: thats it thats it.

Me: Oh reminds me I don't have anymore clean underwear left. I've been wearing these for the past few days. They're starting to smell funky don't you think?

Girl: Oh my god oh my god!

Me: So what's for dinner? I'm getting really tired of chicken... Those left overs of the chinese we had last week is starting to get moldy. Remind me to throw that shit out.

Girl: with me with me...

Me: Where the remote? Dancing with the Stars is coming on now.

Girl: yesssssssss!

I've said some pretty savage things before...but we were having pretty savage sex, so it was fitting.

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Then she tells me I slipped out mid sesson & popped it into her pooper. I was like "wtf??". She crackes up laughing & goes "yeah you missed & slipped it up my arse, but I didnt mind." I had kinky pooper action & I didnt even know it!!!! Spewing I missed it.

well.......that sucks.

but now you know you can put it in her ass and she wont mind


that = teh win

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U LIKE THAT BITCH, HUH, U LIKE THAT MUTHER******, YEA, FUCK, IM....

im a virgin.

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink well.......that sucks. but now you know you can put it in her ass and she wont mind that = teh win

ha...my girlfriend can only do that when she's fucked up. lol i remember one time she was like "no we can't...i'm not fucked up enough"

anyway...i think my favorite has to be "fuck me harder" or "please bend me over?" oh man...i miss my girlfriend right now

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i love it when you finger my ass, more fingers baby, shove them up there, fuck me from behind baby, oh fuck me baby, you feel so fucking good, tie me up with your belt baby, cum on my face, i want your hot cum on my face, etc. etc. too tired to type it all