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Originally posted by UWM The alliance never dies, it just goes into hiding and comes out when necessary

damn right

lol is that orbax's alliance?

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Originally posted by AlphaStarred I think i had the biggest self-cockblock of all time. See, me and my uncle and two females were lounging in my flat, when at one point it came to pass that we started freakin it with the girls. I let my uncle have my room and I had to make use of my dad's room. Unfortunately his g/f was home, chilling in the living room. I told her i need to use her room for a bit, whereupon she gave me the most ghastly facial expression. Sure enough, as I was occupying the said room with one of the females, I entertained that ghastly expression and moreover, her 14-year old son was running about the hallway. Naturally, when we were ready to bone, I coudn't get it up for my life :/ Another time I self-cockblocked was when this one 21-year old was too tight and my dick would go limp by degrees Btw, i'm thoroughly blitzed.

LOL.. damn son.. i cockblocked myself once but it was a good thing.. i was about to do this virgin but that shit was so tight that i only got like 1/4 of it in.. and she kept moaning in pain.. and all of a sudden that process turned me off completely.. i goto the bathroom and see light pink color blood on my dick... i came out and told her lets go and took her home and never spoke to her again..

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Originally posted by lücid one time, i had a guy black out while we were having sex. he was so drunk he didn't even remember inviting me over. after slapping him for like 5 minutes i realized he wasn't gonna wake up, so i left my panties (in his hand) and scattered some toys and pornos around the bed for his girlfriend to find when she came home in the morning. cockblock revenge. am i cruel?

No. Just a slut.

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Originally posted by Brizzo "It's all gone Pete Tong" is actually a phrase in Europe, England I believe. Pretty sure that's where Pete Tong got his DJ name from as well.

The infamous Rojam ID. 14 years, 9 months and counting...

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Originally posted by fbgdavidson No. Just a slut.

but a clever slut, right?

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omg lucid waow ur so smrt.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by dj tek LOL.. damn son.. i cockblocked myself once but it was a good thing.. i was about to do this virgin but that shit was so tight that i only got like 1/4 of it in.. and she kept moaning in pain.. and all of a sudden that process turned me off completely.. i goto the bathroom and see light pink color blood on my dick... i came out and told her lets go and took her home and never spoke to her again..

p.i.m.p

i guess you still supposedly fucked her, as long as you sticked it in though. the 21-year old chick was also a virgin and bleeding profusely even when i fingered her

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Originally posted by AlphaStarred the 21-year old chick was also a virgin and bleeding profusely even when i fingered her

sounds like she was on her period

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Once I met this girl on the internet, and although generally if you are stupid enough to meet people on the internet you spend most of the time when with them trying to figure out why they can't get dates normally, it never seems to work.

But this time I struck gold. Successful tall Danish chicky just arrived from Sydney, doesn't know anyone, and she's beautiful. Conversation is running along smoothly, we get on like a house on fire in fact, she wants to watch me dj and I want to see her take her clothes off, its going perfectly. We have a few drinks in a classy bar as I skillfully dodge questions about committment and relationships. She has already told me about a couple of her ex's so I know I'm in.

We go to another bar, as I'm being a tour guide here. Things are going even better, she likes my arms for some reason and I like her ass for obvious reasons. Soulmates? Perhaps. She asks me directly if she can crash at my house because she lives a little out of town. Now this is a que to go home, and go home now. Its the moment when I suggest a couple of cocktails back at my house, or some champagne, and I make her scream.

But no, what do I do, my decision making ability impaired by the 20 drinks I have consumed? I suggest going over the road to the sleaziest venue in Brisbane, where a girl like this is going to be mobbed. It gets worse. We are there for a while and drink a few drinks and have a dance and the guys are like a pack of hyenas looking at a prey on the desert plane.

I go the toilet and get another round of drinks, only to lose about an hours worth of time somehow. She is now surrounded by a pack of bodybuilders, and barks at me where have I been all this time. I get in a tussle with this guy that weighs in at about 120kg and has arms like legs, and end up going home angry, frustrated and feeling like even Ned Flanders could have nailed this chick.

Anyway, a good lesson learnt about making the most of your opportunities....

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Originally posted by Moongoose But thats sort of OK, its much more emberassing if your so drunk that your dick cant get hard

ha that kept me out of a 3some once

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