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GrimReaper
Relic of a past life

Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Espoo, Finland

Homer: "All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one"

Homer: "Ha ha! Look at this country! ? R U Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe)"

Homer: "Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs."

Homer: "Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender."

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The walking discography.

quote:
Leslie Nielsen:
Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.

Jul-18-2005 10:59 Finland

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{b.s.e.}
savant garde

Registered: Oct 2001
Location: The Source

homer: "don't worry, hippos are afraid of water!"

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Jul-18-2005 13:35 Canada

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_Ocean_Drive_
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Iwate

Cheif Wiggum and MAyor Quimby watching the monorail whizz round very fast from the control room

Wiggum: Argh, this is making me dizzy, I'm gonna go take a break
Quimby: Alright, I'm in charge here
Wiggum: Oh run along Quimby, I think they're dedicating a phonebooth somewhere
Quimby: Watch it you talking tub of donut batter
Wiggum: Hey, I've got pictures of you Quimby
Quimby: You don't scare me, that could be anyone's ass, now beat it.

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
Social outcasts are often of the opinion that they must have a drink before being able to loosen up with their inhibitions, thus being able to have a good time.

There's a word that sums up this sort of behaviour, and that word is 'reject.'

Jul-18-2005 17:53 Japan

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Kongo_kim
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Stockholm

from a halloween epiosde

Homer : Everything worked fine in the end
Marge : Bart´s dead!
Homer : Well Saying I´m sorry won´t help
Marge : The gypsy woman said it would
Homer : She´s not the boss of me

Jul-18-2005 18:10 Sweden

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savant garde

Registered: Oct 2001
Location: The Source

"Oh Lord, guide this cinderblock--"
"Homer, no!"

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Jul-18-2005 18:12 Canada

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savant garde

Registered: Oct 2001
Location: The Source

while I'm at it,

"Old grey mare she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be.."

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Jul-18-2005 18:15 Canada

Aiwendil
Ever The Same

Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Ever The Same

Clerk: Yep, `General Sherman'. They say he's five hundred pounds of bottom-dwelling fury, don't you know. No one knows how old he is, but if you ask me (and most people do), he's hundred years if he's a day.
Customer: And uh no one's ever caught him?
Clerk: Well, one fella came close. Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell.

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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.

Jul-18-2005 20:15

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savant garde

Registered: Oct 2001
Location: The Source

"Glyvin!"

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Jul-18-2005 20:22 Canada

jonSun
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Chicago CTA #77

BlackJack dealer: 18

Homer: Hit Me

BlackJack Dealer: 19

Homer: Hit Me

Black Jack Dealer: 20

Homer: Hit Me

BlackJack Dealer: 21

Homer: Hit Me

BlackJack Dealer: Bust

Homer: DOOOHHHH!!!!!

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Jul-18-2005 20:23 United States

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savant garde

Registered: Oct 2001
Location: The Source

R-"i ated the purpleberries."
B-How are they Ralph, good?
R-"they taste like ..burning,"

"Now let's talk about rust proofing! those Colecos will rust up on ya in a.. shut up, Gil, seal the deal, seal the deal!"

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Wave is to particle as zero is to one as bagpipes are to modem noises.

Jul-18-2005 20:30 Canada