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Originally posted by Mr. Pink when i was 5yrs old I lived in Dominican Republic..... ...i had bodyguards, maids, chauffuers, the works. im at my neighbors house, playin and whatever...and then it hit me. I have to poop! ok so i bolt home. holding my ass the whole way. Now I didnt wear shoes or underwear much back then lol... so i zip by the front gate, where one of the guards is standing, still holding my ass. The drive way leading up to the front door was full of gravel and rocks.....so with each step is immense pain cuz im running my little covered-up ass as quickly as I can. I finally get to the front door, and turn the knob. AND IT'S LOCKED!! at that moment, i lost all hope of reaching the toilet on time and I let loose. I shat all over myself, and the poo was slowly running down my leg. This big chunk, just running down my leg. All of a sudden I hear the sound of gravel rummaging around as if someone was walking up the drive way.....i flick the shit into this little pile right in front of the door, and hide behind a bush. The guard turns the corner, walks to the front door, and looks down........and he sees a pile of crap just laying there. I can only imagine him putting two and two together....little kid zipping by him holding his asshole.....pile of shit in front of door. now that is fuked up

bodyguards ? your parents are some VIPs ?

and eww, i was just eating my breakfast when i read that. Thanks Javier

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It was an unsupervised footy game on Halloween of 1997, because my Gym teacher was testing half the class in discus, and the other half needed something to do, so we're playing footy, and this tough dude and I are gunning for the ball from about the same distance. Of course, no one is wearing cleats. I slip and go head-first into this guy, split his lip and knock myself right out cold.

So I end up with a severe concussion and out for 2 1/2 weeks with post-concussive syndrome. The tough guy was feeling all guilty about it, but it wasn't his fault, more like MINE

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Originally posted by Ibizadreamer AG I saw a Wellington sign today! I dunno where the hell that is lol

where the fuck is wellington ??

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Originally posted by washout where the fuck is wellington ??

palm beach county

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Originally posted by stren bodyguards ? your parents are some VIPs ?

my dad worked for the American Embassy

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3 of mine might come in



Firstly, when i was 6, it was the late night school play, they made us do it at 8pm & I was tired by then, so as we got changed for it, i thought it was bedtime and in the middle of the classroom stripped naked infront of all the girls before realising what i'd done wrong.

Second one - I'd been ill for 2 weeks with bad flu & sickness, but had to go back to school for a test even tho i wasn't well, so I go into class & make it til the 3rd lesson (just before lunch) when it was time for sex ed class. We're watching a video of a woman exploring her body when i get a funny feeling & Suddenly heave my guts up, everyone thought it was cos i'd seen a naked woman & i got ribbed a bit

3rd one coming soon, dinnertime

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Originally posted by Ian^ 3 of mine might come in Firstly, when i was 6, it was the late night school play, they made us do it at 8pm & I was tired by then, so as we got changed for it, i thought it was bedtime and in the middle of the classroom stripped naked infront of all the girls before realising what i'd done wrong. Second one - I'd been ill for 2 weeks with bad flu & sickness, but had to go back to school for a test even tho i wasn't well, so I go into class & make it til the 3rd lesson (just before lunch) when it was time for sex ed class. We're watching a video of a woman exploring her body when i get a funny feeling & Suddenly heave my guts up, everyone thought it was cos i'd seen a naked woman & i got ribbed a bit 3rd one coming soon, dinnertime

Classic

okk, i was walking through town on a busy saturday morning with an ex gf and her mate, anyway i saw some flattened card board boxes on the ground in the town centre....me the stupid ass trys to walk over them.....then next thing i know my feet go from underneath me and i slide forward and hit my chin on the concrete right at that point i wanted the ground to swallow me up whole, cos about 20 people saw me do it

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Originally posted by Nou Why? Not like you didnt fool around when your were a little kid... Believe me I have some waaay better stories than that one. To bad I got all my action when I was a kid, and now I get none and I am a bitter virgin (caz cant count shit you did when you didnt know wtf was what, na mean?)

I did the dry hump thing with a firend of mine between like 11-13, but 2nd grade (that's age 7-8 right?) seems a bit freaky.


As for my embarrassing (and partly proudest) moment:

Walking into the largest library in Cape Town with my mom and brother, I was 11, and, having just downed a can of coke, letting out the single loudest and abrupt, it was not long, burp ever! It echoed throughout the entire place and EVERYONE turned and stared at us

Seriously, it was all of maybe a second and a half in length, but prolly as loud as a balloon popping

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Originally posted by Ian^ 3 of mine might come in Firstly, when i was 6, it was the late night school play, they made us do it at 8pm & I was tired by then, so as we got changed for it, i thought it was bedtime and in the middle of the classroom stripped naked infront of all the girls before realising what i'd done wrong. Second one - I'd been ill for 2 weeks with bad flu & sickness, but had to go back to school for a test even tho i wasn't well, so I go into class & make it til the 3rd lesson (just before lunch) when it was time for sex ed class. We're watching a video of a woman exploring her body when i get a funny feeling & Suddenly heave my guts up, everyone thought it was cos i'd seen a naked woman & i got ribbed a bit 3rd one coming soon, dinnertime

fuck

I don't think I've ever done something too embarassing. The only think I can think about is...

In elementary school, every grade level gets a certain topic each year that they'll sing in front of the parents; Kindergarten always got the Christmas one. So we're getting ready to perform and the teachers line us up in the classroom to take a bathroom break before going out. In line, all of a sudden, I vomit all over the floor right in front of everyone.

That's it.

Edit: The only other thing I can think of happened to my friend; his mom caught him looking at pr0n. Not just like, one window open; seven WMP movies and two browser windows, simultaneously.

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Originally posted by kelly923 so my family went on vacation (i'm living at home for the summer) and i guess someone needed to borrow my suitcase... well i just got home and my fuckin vibrator is sitting on my pillow w/ an extra battery right next to it, because it was in the suitcase pocket...LoL, i'm soo embarrassed! so any other embarrassing stories?

I had a similar embaressing experiance with a dildo. I got this double sided huge dildo for when I get 2 girls in the sac. well my girlfriend at the times Mother had her 50th birthday comming up. So I had the joke idea of giving her this big dildo. While my gf & I were at my house I put it in a box & showed my gf. Well she laughed & said no way, her mom wouldnt find it amusing. So i left the box in my room with the dildo & we left. I guess my Mom needed a box & found that box in my room. That night at bedtime I hop in bed & found the big dildo under my pillow. Ya i was embaressed.

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