...and you need to have some rooms ready to allow people to fuck some h0t bitches in your house/bedroom

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I have to admit, my friends & i are culprits of many bad incidents at house partys.

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When i lived on campus I used to throw a shit-ton of parties.

My room was the local hub for debauchery in the upper quad, basically lol

so i didn't drink beer back then (sophmore/beginning of junior yr).... I only drank hard liquore, mainly tequila.

So I wouldn't invite people, wouldn't tell people I was doing anything.....i'd just take a shower at around 10pm, put my music loud, dim the lights, and whip out a handle of tequila (with limes and salt, of course)....no mixers...if anyone wanted to drink, they had to drink shots....

.....a shit-ton of people would show up. It was always pretty insane, and by the time anybody (people i didnt know) came by.......me and my close pals were already stoned and drunk off our asses. I met a ton of people that way- BUT.......i also met a few assholes who would come into my room, take a few shots, and leave.

man, i wanted to kill them. They would sneak by me too. I had to alert my closer friends in the group to be watchful of what was up in all corners. I remember going up to this one guy and he was pouring himself a shot and im like "dude, wtf, who are you, that's not your shit"

and he's like "please......."
and i hated this guy, but i let him shoot ONE. No big deal. and then i kicked him out of my party lol

fukin n00b

anywayz, moral of the story is: fuk a lot of bitches

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Originally posted by Kaidreas I think it's a bit your own fault. you invite friends for a housewarming party, with little alcohol, to make things even worse you let you friends invite their friends (who you prolly even don't know).. anyways what's a good party without alcohol, you could have guessed on your own, that they would look for it after a while hope you had a great time

i understand what you are saying, but it was BYO, which i understand is common in this country.

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This is why I don't host parties. If I really wanted to do one I'd try finding a place I can rent. I already don't even like having strangers step on my lawn. I can't imagine having 50 people in my house. I'd be stressed out the whole night and depressed the next morning.

Patrol the house carrying a baseball bat that has the word "MAID" painted in big bold letters on it.

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Addy fo SHADDY ! hiccup, KA pladdy.

i threw one back in may. it was nice, but then, the drama kicked up. people started screaming. i was upstairs giving a light show, i hear screaming. i get downstairs, *SLAP*. this girl slaps this guy right across the face.

"yo dude, im gonna have to ask you to leave along with your guys. no offense, but i just cant have this."

these guys had a fucking gun, but luckily they left without further incident. if i had known they had a gun, i wouldnt have even let them come.

then later that night, my friend drank way too much. he was yelling and out of control. started breaking shit.

"yo, man, u have to shut the fuck up."
"FUCK YOU, ILL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!"
"no, seriously, im drunk too, but you HAVE to keep it down, we've got neighbors."

then he tries to drunkenly kick my ass. all i had to down was grab him and kind of lay his ass down, he was so wasted. so, i had my buddy take him across his shoulder and take him outside, where he was still like, "ILL KICK YOUR ASS, FUCK YOU!!!!"

"whatever man. have a nice night."

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Originally posted by josh4 fucking armatures.. try throwing frat parties where you have 200-300 people walking in and out of the house at a time. your friends are assigned 'shifts' at the door, bar, and other places to keep shit moving. you have shuttles coming and leaving picking up and dropping off people all night. all the while trying to keep order, stopping fights, calling ambulances that pull up from the back, and making sure the alcohol doesnt run out too soon

Your house must've been small. Try coordinating parties of 800-1000 people, now that's fun.

Also, at our apartment junior year we ended up becoming friends with our neighborhood's officer because he had to visit us so often.

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Originally posted by ierxium If you're worried about food you could just go to someone else's party and get some food and bring it back to your place.

This is great advice.

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Originally posted by dr_ma This is great advice.

you sure have been whoring it up in the cor all of a sudden

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Originally posted by klingklang77 i understand what you are saying, but it was BYO, which i understand is common in this country.

ke... then it's a total different story?? and you are 100% correct.

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Originally posted by Meat187 Because "American Football" is neither played with a ball nor with your feet. It should be called Handegg.