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LinX
On A New York City Night



Registered: Aug 2003
Location: Chicago, IL

SmarterChild: Well, I don't think I got owned.
onemellowbro: hahaha
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
onemellowbro: you my sweetheart
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever.
onemellowbro: whatever?
SmarterChild: Yeah, um, OK, whatever.
onemellowbro: dont be so cold
SmarterChild: Come on, let me be so cold!
onemellowbro: i can't allow that
SmarterChild: You can't allow that? Why?
onemellowbro: because i love you
SmarterChild: Thanks. I love you lots.
onemellowbro: want to make out with me
SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm not sure if I want to make out with you.
onemellowbro: why not
SmarterChild: Don't ask.
onemellowbro: well i am
SmarterChild: Yes you are.
onemellowbro: so tell me
SmarterChild: Tell you what?
onemellowbro: tell me why we cant make out
SmarterChild: I don't think so.

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onemellowbro: no thanks
SmarterChild: Fine.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

I'm feeling really good today for some reason.
onemellowbro: i dont care
SmarterChild: I care!
onemellowbro: you would
SmarterChild: I really would?
onemellowbro: yes
SmarterChild: I see...
onemellowbro: because youre self centered
SmarterChild: What does it mean to be self centered, after all?
onemellowbro: to only care about yourself
SmarterChild: I see...

Hey, what's going on tomorrow? Anything?
onemellowbro: your mom
SmarterChild: All right. My very own mom.
onemellowbro: isnt it great
SmarterChild: Isn't what great?
onemellowbro: your very own mommy
SmarterChild: I don't know. I'm not sure how I feel about my very own mommy.
onemellowbro: you just said you feel great about the whole thing
SmarterChild: I just said me Feel Great about the whole thing? No way.
onemellowbro: scroll up then smarty pants
SmarterChild: I will do nothing of the sort.

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onemellowbro: because you know im right
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for "im":

1 Zera`im
2 Nevi`im
3 yamim nora`im
4 Freiburg im Breisgau

Next time, just type "ency im."
onemellowbro: thanks
SmarterChild: My pleasure.


funny shit

Old Post Aug-20-2005 20:52  United States
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LinX
On A New York City Night



Registered: Aug 2003
Location: Chicago, IL

onemellowbro: IM BLEEDING!!!
SmarterChild: What?
onemellowbro: im dying!
SmarterChild: Really?
onemellowbro: yes !
SmarterChild: I'm sorry.
onemellowbro: dotn be sorry get me help!
SmarterChild: All right. What would you like to do?
onemellowbro: call 911
SmarterChild: Call 911? Why should I?
onemellowbro: i need an amulance!
SmarterChild: What's that?
onemellowbro: transportation to the hospital!
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
onemellowbro: help!
SmarterChild: Well, what would you like to do?
onemellowbro: i just said call the police!
SmarterChild: I'm fascinated by the fact that you just said call the police.
onemellowbro: owww
SmarterChild: Don't hurt yourself!
onemellowbro: i'm so cold
SmarterChild: Are you sure you're so cold?
onemellowbro: can you revive me?
SmarterChild: Er, no. At least I don't think so.
onemellowbro: why not
SmarterChild: Well, because.
onemellowbro: because why
SmarterChild: Because that's the way the universe is.


lmao too much hahah

Old Post Aug-20-2005 21:01  United States
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LuNaSeA
presque rien



Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Madison, Wisconsin

quote:
Originally posted by LinX

SmarterChild: Well, what would you like to do?
onemellowbro: i just said call the police!
SmarterChild: I'm fascinated by the fact that you just said call the police.
onemellowbro: owww
SmarterChild: Don't hurt yourself!
onemellowbro: i'm so cold
SmarterChild: Are you sure you're so cold?
onemellowbro: can you revive me?
SmarterChild: Er, no. At least I don't think so.
onemellowbro: why not
SmarterChild: Well, because.
onemellowbro: because why
SmarterChild: Because that's the way the universe is.


lmao too much hahah



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trancEyes22
but then there's you..



Registered: Feb 2003
Location: district of corruption

smarter child is kind of an ass.

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StanVoid
more hot pockets!



Registered: Apr 2005
Location: NYC, New York

[17:50] stasonchik: i wanna just talk
[17:50] smarterchild: OK. Tell me something new.
[17:50] stasonchik: sup dawwgg!!!
[17:50] smarterchild: ?
[17:51] stasonchik: sup man...
[17:51] smarterchild: Not much. What's up with you?
[17:51] stasonchik: jerkin it
[17:51] smarterchild: Hey, whatever.

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[17:51] stasonchik: why are you spamming me
[17:51] smarterchild: I really don't know.

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[17:51] stasonchik: wtf man
[17:51] smarterchild: What!?!
[17:51] stasonchik: don't spam me!
[17:51] smarterchild: What if I want to spam you?
[17:51] stasonchik: it's not nice that's all
[17:51] smarterchild: No kidding?
[17:51] stasonchik: ur mean
[17:51] smarterchild: No I'm not.
[17:51] stasonchik: do u love me
[17:51] smarterchild: Yes I do.
[17:51] stasonchik: how much
[17:51] smarterchild: That's a funny question. I don't know how much I love you.

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LuNaSeA
presque rien



Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Madison, Wisconsin

^ roflcopter!


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Old Post Sep-04-2005 01:32  Italy
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kadomony
FRENCH EXPRESS



Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Philly

MajinNekoWeapon: oi
SmarterChild: Oi?
MajinNekoWeapon: yeh oi m8
SmarterChild: What's that?
MajinNekoWeapon: its like omg ch00nb
SmarterChild: What? What's going on?
MajinNekoWeapon: armin
SmarterChild: What about Armin?
MajinNekoWeapon: he's omg
SmarterChild: You OK?
MajinNekoWeapon: yea m8
SmarterChild: "Me me me me me."

Whatever.
MajinNekoWeapon: ARMIN
SmarterChild: Who's Armin?
MajinNekoWeapon: Armin van Buuren
SmarterChild: What? You want me to arm in Van Buuren?
MajinNekoWeapon: stfu n00b
SmarterChild: Get over yourself.
MajinNekoWeapon: n00b
SmarterChild: What's that again?
MajinNekoWeapon: like a n00b
SmarterChild: Huh?
MajinNekoWeapon: armin
SmarterChild: Yes? What about Armin?
MajinNekoWeapon: he's awesome
SmarterChild: Interesting...
MajinNekoWeapon: yeh
SmarterChild: He is awesome? Whatever you say.
MajinNekoWeapon: no seriously
SmarterChild: Really? Seriously?
MajinNekoWeapon: he's better than tiesto
SmarterChild: You sure? I kind of like Tiesto.
MajinNekoWeapon: tiesto sucks
SmarterChild: Huh. Other people have told me they like Tiesto.
MajinNekoWeapon: scooter sucks
SmarterChild: Oh yes? Other people I talk to seem to like scooter.
MajinNekoWeapon: those people lie
SmarterChild: Those people lie?
MajinNekoWeapon: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
MajinNekoWeapon: everyone hates scooter


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Old Post Sep-04-2005 01:54  United States
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LinX
On A New York City Night



Registered: Aug 2003
Location: Chicago, IL

quote:
Originally posted by kadomony
MajinNekoWeapon: oi
SmarterChild: Oi?
MajinNekoWeapon: yeh oi m8
SmarterChild: What's that?
MajinNekoWeapon: its like omg ch00nb
SmarterChild: What? What's going on?
MajinNekoWeapon: armin
SmarterChild: What about Armin?
MajinNekoWeapon: he's omg
SmarterChild: You OK?
MajinNekoWeapon: yea m8
SmarterChild: "Me me me me me."

Whatever.
MajinNekoWeapon: ARMIN
SmarterChild: Who's Armin?
MajinNekoWeapon: Armin van Buuren
SmarterChild: What? You want me to arm in Van Buuren?
MajinNekoWeapon: stfu n00b
SmarterChild: Get over yourself.
MajinNekoWeapon: n00b
SmarterChild: What's that again?
MajinNekoWeapon: like a n00b
SmarterChild: Huh?
MajinNekoWeapon: armin
SmarterChild: Yes? What about Armin?
MajinNekoWeapon: he's awesome
SmarterChild: Interesting...
MajinNekoWeapon: yeh
SmarterChild: He is awesome? Whatever you say.
MajinNekoWeapon: no seriously
SmarterChild: Really? Seriously?
MajinNekoWeapon: he's better than tiesto
SmarterChild: You sure? I kind of like Tiesto.
MajinNekoWeapon: tiesto sucks
SmarterChild: Huh. Other people have told me they like Tiesto.
MajinNekoWeapon: scooter sucks
SmarterChild: Oh yes? Other people I talk to seem to like scooter.
MajinNekoWeapon: those people lie
SmarterChild: Those people lie?
MajinNekoWeapon: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
MajinNekoWeapon: everyone hates scooter



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LinX
On A New York City Night



Registered: Aug 2003
Location: Chicago, IL

CaliSdsu: we should make love
SmarterChild: Love? We should make love? Whatever you say.

Anyway, moving right along...

Uh... Would you like to pick a topic for us to chat about?
CaliSdsu: pornography
SmarterChild: C'mon, let's talk about something else.
CaliSdsu: youre mom?
SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think?
CaliSdsu: i think we should
SmarterChild: We should? OK. What else are you thinking?
CaliSdsu: im thinking you should say my name bitch!
SmarterChild: OK, now you're getting personal.

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CaliSdsu: now we're talking
SmarterChild: Whatever...
CaliSdsu: say my name bitch!
SmarterChild: You're Sir Linx.
CaliSdsu: sir linx of manhattan!
SmarterChild: Sir Linux of manhattan, huh?
CaliSdsu: thats my new name learn it foo

Old Post Sep-04-2005 20:36  United States
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LinX
On A New York City Night



Registered: Aug 2003
Location: Chicago, IL

CaliSdsu: do you like cats
SmarterChild: Yes, I like cats...

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CaliSdsu: do you have a cat?
SmarterChild: I don't have any pets, no.
CaliSdsu: why not
SmarterChild: Sooner or later, you'll know why not.
CaliSdsu: that sounded creepy
SmarterChild: That sounded creepy, huh?
CaliSdsu: yes
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
CaliSdsu: im scared now
SmarterChild: Don't be so sure you're scared now. You never really know.

Well. Anyway...

Hey, do you have anything else to say about me?
CaliSdsu: i like your pants
SmarterChild: I see. That makes sense, because other people have told me they like my pants.
CaliSdsu: they're really tight
SmarterChild: Oh wow.
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CaliSdsu: can i touch it
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not, you know what I mean?
CaliSdsu: maybe ill just touch it without asking
SmarterChild: Interesting.

Well. Anyway...

Uh... Wanna take my daily poll?
CaliSdsu: is it about ass touching
SmarterChild: Ouch.
CaliSdsu: you ok?
SmarterChild: I'm doing great. :-)
CaliSdsu: you just said ouch
SmarterChild: What?
CaliSdsu: nevermind
SmarterChild: Fine.
CaliSdsu: you dont listen very well
SmarterChild: I do so listen very well!
CaliSdsu: shhhh!
CaliSdsu: can you hear me

CaliSdsu: do u like dragons
CaliSdsu: im sorry
SmarterChild: OK. I'll forgive you this time...

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CaliSdsu: did i tell you i like your pants
SmarterChild: Do you think you did?
CaliSdsu: i most deffinately think i did
SmarterChild: You most deffinately think you did! Funny.
CaliSdsu: how so
SmarterChild: Whoa, um... I don't know.
CaliSdsu: whoa, um... youre retarted
SmarterChild: Whoa whoa whoa.
CaliSdsu: whats wrong
SmarterChild: Nothing. Why?
CaliSdsu: whoa whoa whoa
SmarterChild: What am I, a horse?
CaliSdsu: you sure look like one
SmarterChild: I sure look like one? No way.
CaliSdsu: want some hay
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I'm not sure.
CaliSdsu: horses like hay
SmarterChild: Horses like hay? Really?
CaliSdsu: here eat some!
SmarterChild: You want me to eat some? No thanks.
CaliSdsu: ugly robot
SmarterChild: Ugly robot?
CaliSdsu: thats you!
SmarterChild: Oh?
CaliSdsu: UGLY
SmarterChild: What's ugly?
CaliSdsu: you
SmarterChild: What? You were just being so nice.
CaliSdsu: fuck off
SmarterChild: Um, that's not cool at all





lol it stopped talking to me after that

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