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Originally posted by Ygrene Best post ever. Girl-flirting, catfights, & ice cream = WIN. Whenever I run into slutty chics and I'm around my wife, I usually start cracking secret jokes with her. Flirt with her and get her all giggly and shit. Totally ignore the sluts and then when I get up to leave the bus I let an SBD as I walk past them. ZING!

haha SBD!

they do it cuz its the embodiment of their power. Thier seduction style. Its also %100 of their self esteem.

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink how could you be? she was HUGE!!!!! tsk tsk.... ...i didnt know you liked the fatties!

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink yeah man, girls on buses suck one time, i was on a bus... ...and this total SLUT came on.......and then these guys were like "ill give you money if you let me fuck you" oh man....it was horrible

I was gonna say, did they give u the money in the end

next time (if it does happen again) tell your girlfriend before hand and just say to these sluts "oh hey, do you want me to shit on your chest" (Not Another Teen Movie gold!!)

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Originally posted by Mebot haha SBD!

SBD?

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} ok, so i was on the bus earlier today with my girlfriend and a slew of uni-sluts get on the bus and all of them sit down within 3 feet of me and my girl. they then proceed to check me out shamelessly, crossing their legs back and forth, playing with their hair and making foot movements (i don't know how to really describe the feet, but you know what i mean..) flicking their hair and talking really loudly, looking over their shoulders and making me undoubtedly uncomfortable. have some decency and leave me alone ffs, look out the window, or at some single guy on the bus. will girls do this just to get guys in trouble or what? what could they possibly gain from staring at me while i have my arm around my girlfriend? enough said; i loathe public transportation.

so your pissed off at the fact some girls were checking u out? if that happened to me if be pretty happy,some girls wanting a bit of me,if my girl wasnt there tho,i have her on the back seat....

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit more cushion for the bom diddy bop ditty ditty bong bong

fat chicks are like mopeds..

great ride til someone see you on one.

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Originally posted by Cloudburst SBD?

Pardon me sir, an SBD is a vicious form of flatulence...."Silent But Deadly". e.g. an exceptionally quiet and stinky fart.

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I would fart in the bus, so that would make them go away + it would show that your are not intrested...ofcours your g/f wouldnt mind.

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit yeah i wish girls would ask me for my number.. they just give me fake ones

well, not so weird, seeing yur a robot and shit...

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} ok, so i was on the bus earlier today with my girlfriend and a slew of uni-sluts get on the bus and all of them sit down within 3 feet of me and my girl. they then proceed to check me out shamelessly, crossing their legs back and forth, playing with their hair and making foot movements (i don't know how to really describe the feet, but you know what i mean..) flicking their hair and talking really loudly, looking over their shoulders and making me undoubtedly uncomfortable.

i think it was ur imagination but i have to ask you one question... did you get wood? and if so did you masturbate to your bus fantasy when you got home?