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| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
wow.. this reminds me of my friend mark (colonelcrisp's) old roomate
he used to smoke shit loads of weed and he was pure emo.. like the definition of emo. He would always keep marks dishes in his room and the door would always be locked.. there was also a dog inside the room. Mark always used to find margarine in the washroom.. and i would be like "whats margarine doing in the washroom?".. marks reply was "i dunno.. maybe he eats toast in the washroom?".. i was like "ok sure why not"
a couple of days later mark had a friend over and he found a huge dildo stuck onto the bathtub floor.. and the water was all murky.. again there was marks margarine in the washroom.
Mark got annoyed wiht his roomate due to the fac thtat he was stealing marks stuff and keeping it in his room.. mark ordered an eviction and he did not comply. THe police were called since the theft continued to persist.. the roomate ran away and stole marks computer.. they opened the door to his room and it looked almost like that minus the shit everywhere. THere was marks engineering tools broken up and turned into dildos.. massive dildos all over the floor. some of them broken.. and marks dishes all over the place 
colonel crisp will also kill me for telling htis story on the intraweb but i think it was well called for |
That is the gayest story I have ever read in my life, and I will never step foot in Canada ever again. 
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